yesterday that we all followed it. this former president, now presidential candidate convicted of a felony. but that brings to us a different and unprecedented reality now. because he is the presumptive nominee of his party. we have not heard about dropping him from the ticket which in a different era and party you might hear about. trump holding his first campaign rally since becoming a convicted felon. he went to arizona, one of the battleground state. that is a dnc ad trying to get everyone focused on the reality saying he is unhinged and unfit. they might change the bylaws now but that defeats the purpose of having the requirements and the rules for a party. a non-partisan journalist means trump is banned from carrying a gun. that is just a reality. so, on the one hand he will not be able to have the guns he used to have access to. that is not something convicted felons are allowed to have. if he wins the electoral college he could be in charge of the nukes again. donald
what s on the amazon father s day list. if roe v. wade is overturned i don t want it to be like, you know, he got a tool for his grill or something. or like a snuggie. does that feel fair? you want it like if let me ask you if i m not going to have ivf anymore, he should get a lot of blow or something. it has to be a good reason. we have 90 seconds. what s on your fallback list? thank you. i guess probably, you know what annoys me. you know when they go on instagram, people go on instagram and make an announcement about something we re not doing anymore. or they ll be like, a command, they ll be like, normalize spa weeks. my friend said this. i m like, you re just telling me you re rich. she ll be like, normalize spa days, mommy. i didn t think blowouts were not normal. let s go to a caller. we re running out of time. here s my follow up. you re a comic. you think about these things.
called a neighborhood wheeling. but they say the police asked them to cancel it. the objective was to keep this man doing it, and they thought they had to catch him in the act. wait a minute. using the neighborhood as bait? exactly. the police were doing what they could without success. by november 2009, almost a year after the break in at the home, the intruder was still out there. more than a dozen break-ins had been reported. many involving store lynn underwire. shockingly high, with a snuggie, safe neighborhood. brenda and brian, now on the nervous alert. could not stop wandering. who. who? who could ve done this? a woman named and martin cook. and a friend named howard gray
sleazy sticky laptop was russian info it was the biggest coverup since joy bay har went shopping for a snuggie is that a dated reference or what? people loved them now they don t even laugh about them. this week former acting cia director mike morell admitted biden s presidential campaign was behind that letter. that amazing. we reached out to the president for comment but our hand came back covered in warm goo. yeah. yeah, it s cool because it s really vague. [laughter] greg: it is. and it was tony blinken who back then was a biden campaign advisor who urged morell to suggest russia was behind the laptop. this is collusion. so, yes, the deep state is back at it protecting the earth s most successful crack addict. and all these revelsations ooze out like sludge on the sides of the toilet in the view s green
i think especially in the world that i come from in sports. you know this being on television, we wear anything, we say anything, we are criticized for who we are and we cannot just exist. in a world where there is so much pressure, there is so much going on but i do not feel like we should be policing people. i love what he said. i hope my children never grow up to be an adult to criticize children. why are adults criticizing children. like, really? they cannot wear that? i was really glad that the father stayed up it is my choice to have him dress like this? no they would be in snuggies. they would be in snuggies. and when they would go out in snuggies, all the time here but i cannot put them in a snuggie or a paper bag from head to toe. teach your children to respect women. that is the message if you respect us, we matter. i am still surprised that i find when we put on pictures it is generally nice. people are complementary. you look great. people are so supportive. he must ve pu