That's not just any snowplow forging through your Lombard neighborhood.
That's Salter Payton mopping up the white stuff.
Or it could be Sir Push a Lot, or even Snow-torious B.I.G. The Lilac Village's.
No More Mr. Ice Guy. Ctrl Salt Delete. Betty WhiteOut. These are some of the creatively named city snow plows that clear the streets of Wichita, Kansas to the delight of residents who can track their every move online.
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