judge, you got greg, you got a perspective on this? yes. i ll the tell you, the worst thing i got a french bulldog. that snores like a rest home of carnival clowns. [laughter] i mean, it s just, i mean, the noises that come out of a french bulldog are straight out of a warner brothers cartoon from like the 1930s. it s, like [laughter] people know this if you have one, you ll wake up and hear this insane noise, and you don t even know what orifice it s coming from. you know what i was thinking? isn t the opposite of that better? like, not a sleep divorce, but a waking divorce. so you just never see your spouse until you go to bed. uh-huh? isn t that good? like, never see them at all, and you come in and you re, like, strangers. i mean, it s a take. you know what i m saying? you know, being around people, that s what kills the marriage, let s be honest. marriages die because you get
[laughter] more american couples are getting, check this out, a sleep divorce and choosing to hit the sack in different rooms from their spouse. more than a third are going to bed separately to avoid snoring, stolen covers and their partner s early alarms. some say it works wonders for their marriage. [laughter] jesse, is this do you find that this is a strategy that you re pursuing? i don t snore, so that s not a problem. she steals covers. i steal em back, so we re even. the alarm thing is an issue. she s making me put my alarm in, like, the bath with room, and then she doesn t like the bathroom area door open, and then i can t hear it because the door s closed. so i bought one of those classic ones that, like, you don t plugging in, and that s too loud. so that s a real issue in the marriage right now. [laughter] well, if you let her have the covers, maybe you wouldn t have to deal with that. there s plenty of covers to go around, judge.
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