ha ha, happy tuesday everyone, i am tom shillue in for greg gutfeld who i m told is busy fighting extradition. so before we get to the news, i thought it might be appropriate to look at some of the new year s resolutions from some famous names and faces. for example, president joe biden, his new year s resolution? continue to cheat death. hunter biden. find that envelope i left somewhere in the white house. commander the dog, eat more salads and fewer secret service agents. kamala harris, to resolve to make resolutions for the new year, because it s new and it s a year. [cheers and applause]. i might add stop laughing, that might help, too. the custodian who cleans the senate judiciary room. three words, use more bleach. brian kilmeade, i will continue to be the butt of greg s jokes. and finally randi weingarten, add 40 pounds to my bench press. she ll make it. on to the monologue. so i m looking over tonight s headlines trying to think of the perfect story to start the s
You are going to need a bigger boat. Jesse sharks are on the hunt this summer and predators are swimming closer and closer to the shore. Two men were reportedly bitten by sharks, one and the head and the other in the neat. Long island is bracing to outpace the Shark Attacks and this week alone five shark bites and only two days. 15yearold was bitten by what experts believe was a shark while surfing for just a second time. He is now home in pennsylvania and nursing her wounds after surviving the rare attack and the waters off stone harbor. Jesse so far this year there have been 25 Shark Attacks across the u. S. , including 21 off the east coast. What is like to be attacked in the ocean . He was spearfishing and the bahamas when a reef shark swam up from behind and took a bite out of his head and neck. He lived to tell and he is with us now. So, well, what was his experience light from the very beginning . Yeah, it was an outofbody experience. And a video you can see on the face from the
[ cheering and applause ] greg: thank you. i should bathe more often i guess. happy wednesday. tomorrow night is the much anticipated cnn debate happening in less than 24 hours meaning biden camp has sent a new list of questions. trump is expected to be asked tough questions likes solving the middle east while biden is expected to be asked questions like are you okay and can you hear me. squad member jamaal bowman lost his election bid last night in his concession speech he plans to spend more time with his family, exercising and hating jews said he would never stop fighting for the people who got him elected unless they die crashing into buildings. the new film a quiet place and day 1 is airing apparently it takes place at o brien kill mead book signing. hillary is releasing a new memoir 17 days before the election promising to teach readers how to age with grace i guess that s the name of the chick bill is banging. lauren bo bert secured the gop nomination after tuesday
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