[ laughter ] thats right. James comey confirmed that the fbi is looking for links between President Trump and the russian government. But so far, the only missing link theyve found is eric. [ laughter ] james comey also said today that he has found no information that supports President Trumps tweets that former president Obama Wiretapped trump tower. Added comey, to be fair, the only place weve checked is hillarys emails. [ laughter and applause ] you cant check her emails enough. According to a new survey, only 43 of u. S. Voters can name a Supreme Court justice. Said one voter, hey, i tried to name one, but they wouldnt let me. [ laughter ] so [ cheers and applause ] a moscow zoo is suing a company that hired one of its raccoons to appear in a commercial, saying that when the animal returned, it was attracted to womens breasts. Or as mike pence calls it, a successful conversion. [ laughter and applause ] we fixed your raccoon. [ laughter ] President Trump met with microsoft found bi
Highest honor, double finger guns with a wink. [ laughter ] donald trump donald trump reportedly paid aids and staffers to cheer and clap for him at his press conference yesterday. Eh, not the worst thing hes paid people to do for him. [ laughter ] [ applause ] i mean, laugh and clap. Thats right, trump paid staffers to clap for him at his press conference. I mean, can you imagine anything sadder than that . Please clap. [ laughter and applause ] seth okay. Thats sadder, i take it back. Im willing to admit when i am wrong. [ light laughter ] that is sadder. The head of the office of government ethics said yesterday that the only way for donald trump to completely avoid conflicts of interest is to sell his assets and place them in a blind trust. Said trump, fine, i trust ivanka. [ laughter ] Senate Republicans today passed a budget blueprint marking the first steps towards repealing obamacare. Which means its going to cost us a lot more to get this mole looked at. [ laughter ] [ cheers
Highest honor, double finger guns with a wink. [ laughter ] donald trump donald trump reportedly paid aids and staffers to cheer and clap for him at his press conference yesterday. Eh, not the worst thing hes paid people to do for him. [ laughter ] [ applause ] i mean, laugh and clap. Thats right, trump paid staffers to clap for him at his press conference. I mean, can you imagine anything sadder than that . Please clap. [ laughter and applause ] seth okay. Thats sadder, i take it back. Im willing to admit when i am wrong. [ light laughter ] that is sadder. The head of the office of government ethics said yesterday that the only way for donald trump to completely avoid conflicts of interest is to sell his assets and place them in a blind trust. Said trump, fine, i trust ivanka. [ laughter ] Senate Republicans today passed a budget blueprint marking the first steps towards repealing obamacare. Which means its going to cost us a lot more to get this mole looked at. [ laughter ] [ cheers
Highest honor, double finger guns with a wink. [ laughter ] donald trump donald trump reportedly paid aids and staffers to cheer and clap for him at his press conference yesterday. Eh, not the worst thing hes paid people to do for him. [ laughter ] [ applause ] i mean, laugh and clap. Thats right, trump paid staffers to clap for him at his press conference. I mean, can you imagine anything sadder than that . Please clap. [ laughter and applause ] seth okay. Thats sadder, i take it back. Im willing to admit when i am wrong. [ light laughter ] that is sadder. The head of the office of government ethics said yesterday that the only way for donald trump to completely avoid conflicts of interest is to sell his assets and place them in a blind trust. Said trump, fine, i trust ivanka. [ laughter ] Senate Republicans today passed a budget blueprint marking the obamacare. Which means its going to cost us a lot more to get this mole looked at. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] researchers in
Thats right. James comey confirmed that the fbi is looking for links between President Trump and the russian government. But so far, the only missing link theyve found is eric. [ laughter ] james comey also said today that he has found no information that supports President Trumps tweets that former president Obama Wiretapped trump tower. Added comey, to be fair, the only place weve checked is hillarys emails. [ laughter and applause ] you cant check her emails enough. According to a new survey, only 43 of u. S. Voters can name a Supreme Court justice. Said one voter, hey, i tried to name one, but they wouldnt let me. [ laughter ] so [ cheers and applause ] Hillary Clinton said during a speech on friday that she is ready to come out of the woods. Oh, thats cool. I wonder why . Oh, yeah, you got to get out of there [ laughter ] donald trump jr. Is in the woods. [ light laughter ] a moscow zoo is suing a company that hired one of its raccoons to appear in a commercial, saying that when t