luton a famous premier league win. a new manager so far unbeaten. and now with a cup final in his future, philippe clement s rangers run takes them past hearts at hampden. a first wsl defeat of the season for manchester city as arsenal grab a late winner. also coming up on sportsday: in the spotlight again virat kohli makes a record equalling century as india sweep aside another world cup opponent. hello again. welcome to sportsday. luton were moments away from a first ever premier league home win. but it was luis diaz who denied them. a week and a day after his father was kidnapped, the colombian came off the bench to secure liverpool a one all draw at kenilworth road. diaz was named as a substitute at his own behest after missing two games withjurgen klopp revealing the decision had been made three days ago. starting in his position, diogojota had the best chance of the first half but was denied by thomas kaminski in the luton goal. after darwin nunez had missed a gloriou
i m hugh ferris. our headlines this evening: luis diaz emotional week ends with a crucial liverpool goal. his injury time equaliser denies luton a famous premier league win. for him to have come on and scored a goal that is really great, it is one of those emotional stories. besides that, we should have done better. a new manager so far unbeaten, and now with a cup final. philippe clement s rangers run takes them past hearts at hampden. a first wsl defeat of the season for manchester city as arsenal grab a late winner. also coming up on sportsday: in the spotlight again virat kohli makes a record equalling century as india sweep aside another world cup opponent. hello again. welcome to the programme. luton were moments away from a first ever premier league home win, but it was luis diaz who denied them. a week and a day after his father was kidnapped, the colombian came off the bench to secure liverpool a one all draw at kenilworth road. nick parrott reports. a week after
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Geography. Do you like geography . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy so heres a map of the united states. Its the most sexually diseased states. Now, as a general rule, the state with the most stds is traditionally whichever state where the bachelor is shooting, but not in this case. California finished 16th, which is better than i thought we would do. You know, Charlie Sheen lives here. But the number one most sexually diseased state, is fortunately, not attached to us. It is right there, alaska. [ applause ] and the reason they have the most stds in alaska is, have you ever tried to open a condom while youre wearing mittens . [ laughter ] guillermo, youre wearing mittens. Yes, jimmy. Jimmy you have a condom in your hands. Give it a to give you an idea of how difficult this is. Even practiced in this, this afternoon, right . Yeah. Can i use my teeth . Yeah, you can use anything, but dont bite into the you, you know. I dont want to have to heimlich you here. So you can see what im saying.
Geography. Do you like geography . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy so heres a map of the united states. Its the most sexually diseased states. Now, as a general rule, the state with the most stds is traditionally whichever state where the bachelor is shooting, but not in this case. California finished 16th, which is better than i thought we would do. You know, Charlie Sheen lives here. But the number one most sexually diseased state, is fortunately, not attached to us. It is right there, alaska. [ applause ] and the reason they have the most stds in alaska is, have you ever tried to open a condom while youre wearing mittens . [ laughter ] guillermo, youre wearing mittens. Yes, jimmy. Jimmy you have a condom in your hands. Give it a try. To give you an idea of how difficult this is. Even practiced in this, this afternoon, right . Yeah. Can i use my teeth . Yeah, you can use anything, but dont bite into the you, you know. I dont want to have to heimlich you here. So you can see what im say