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There are just three days until christmas when most of us will celebrate the birth of christ, and mike pence will celebrate historys least planned parenthood. [ laughter and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] Donald Trumps childhood home in new york city is going up for auction three days before his inauguration. Wow, just think, you could own the home that donald trump never grew up in. [ light laughter ] the rock band kiss reportedly turned down an offer to perform at Donald Trumps inauguration, and its not the first time trump has been refused a kiss. [ laughter and applause ] seth youre my best friend. [ light laughter ] an 11yearold has set up a stand in a subway station to offer advice to stressed out new yorkers, and apparently, nobody is less stressed out that his parents. Mom, im heading down to the 4train and talk to strangers. Okay, have fun. [ laughter ] i still dont know. [ light laughter ] im just shaking eggs over a flame. The a new poll not the new poll. A new poll a ne
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Jimmy welcome back, everybody. Our next guests are only kids, but they already have their own Youtube Channels with videos that have over 2 billion views. [ cheers and applause ] here to show us this years hottest holiday toys, please welcome evan and jillian, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy im so excited that youre here. People know you best from your Youtube Channels, evantubehd and jilliantubehd where you review toys. How did it start . How did you first start making videos . Evan . I was 11, and i started when i was 5, because i got interested in youtube because i saw a lot of other people doing it and i wanted to try it for myself. Jimmy but how did you end up reviewing toys . Well, i always liked toys since i was, like, 3. [ light laughter ] so i was like, why not just make a channel about toys . Jimmy yeah, ive been saying that all the time. Jillian . So i am 8 years old, and i saw my brother doing videos, and i thought it looked pretty cool and so i tried th
There are just three days until christmas when most of us will celebrate the birth of christ, and mike pence will celebrate historys least planned parenthood. [ laughter and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] Donald Trumps childhood home in new york city is going up for auction three days before his inauguration. Wow, just think, you could own the home that donald trump never grew up in. [ light laughter ] the rock band kiss reportedly turned down an offer to perform at Donald Trumps inauguration, and its not the first time trump has been refused a kiss. [ laughter and applause ] seth youre my best friend. [ light laughter ] a new poll has found that the most annoying thing said in casual conversation is whatever. The second most annoying is, hello, im conducting a poll. [ light laughter ] a new study has found that using multiple social mediaplatforms may make you depressed or anxious, while using just one may make you president. [ laughter and applause ] according according to new re