Shift. Like we Work Together at the cheesecake factory. But hey, im happy to be working at all. Everything is strange right now. We started this year thinking the election was going to be the craziest thing to happen in 2020. Now batman has the damn coronavirus the whole Entertainment Industry is upside down right now. Movies are being delayed. Theaters are mostly closed. But some people are still going to them. Tom cruise went to a Movie Theater in london, but thats different. Because he does all his own stunts. [ cough ] they wouldnt let me drive a cab in die hard with a vengeance. You think theyre letting that little bitch jump out of a plane . Hey wheres guillermo . Guillermo im right here when was the last time you went to a Movie Theater and saw a movie . Whatd you see . Guillermo i saw sonic. Oh, the hedge hog. Is that about the coked up little gopher running around or was that don jr. . Guillermo that was the hedge hog. Do you have a Favorite Movie of mine . Guillermo snakes on
And i was never a fan of brad pitt. He was a young, handsome, beautiful guy. Now i hes a little older but still handsome. I love our military. G. I. Joe is a loser. Your future is what im focused on each and every day. I just saw the picture of chris evans junk. Uh. Everyone loves it. Its fantastic. Uh. And it really looks like a massive i gotta go. phone clicks chewing oreos nnou sho with stephenolbert. Tonight, liar, liar earth on fire. Plus stephen welcomes bob woodward and musical guest luke combs, featuring jon batiste and stay homin. And now live on tape from a safe distance, its Stephen Colbert stephen nice. Hey, everybody. Welcome to a late show. Chris, mark, good to see you again. Good to see you out there, though of course i cant see you. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. Were back after two weeks off the air. Thats a long time. I got really good at not doing my job. You should see me not do it. Its pretty unimpressive. A lot happened in those two weeks, but perhaps the most ear
Driving time north of minneapolis two hours east of grand fork minnesota if you are inclined to northernmost to say canada, it is about 4 1 2 hours south of winnipeg. Minnesota 18th state the president visited since first of august. And china joe biden . Well he is well he is lagging a bit there he is, 3 to 1 margin biden ventured out of basement to minneapolis President Trumps visit to minnesota as poll numbers hit record high for the year, Approval Rating of president oi trump 53 four points higher fr Wong Barack Obama at the very same point in president ial reelection campaign. If you are wondering, about that as well, being somewhat short of President Trumps approval t rating, ob obama won reflex perhaps some sort of well indicator. The president stopped coinciding with inperson voting in Minnesota Three other states, now look at all people who are trying to avoid long lines. Are forge long lines, for a state, so eager to beat lines on election day. We willin see which are longer t
Weeks talkers. Let me get your thoughts on what took place in los angeles. Well, the level of animosity against the prison is so high that these types of acts are almost inevitable. The rhetoric that we hear all over these days is going to lead to acts like this. Maria how many chinese nationals will start working for oracle . Im pleased this is going to be undergoing a National Security review in the United States, i will be kept9 call until i can see all the details. Maria are you expecting other countries to join these others like, for example, oman . We are expecting to see other peace agreements in the future, and this is bad news for iran. You have a president who tore up a nuclear deal that would have permitted iran to get nuclear weapons. Maria what might we learn to these other outreaches to obama officials . They would be able to hide behind things we didnt know. Maria debt is going to become an issue if it were true that we could always print out money, why wouldnt we do it
Serenaded the candidate, and his mobile phone, of course, trillioned to a familiar tune. Trillioned to a familiar tune. Watch. There you go. Come on. [laughter] i tell you what, if i had the talent of any one of these people, id be, id be elected president by acclimation. Gerry that was mr. Fonzis great hit, im sure its a regular feature on mr. Bidens phone. Its been a feature of american politics since candidates first learned to eat churros. But for the democratic nominee, this time its taken on crucial new significance. From the moment President Trump launched his campaign in 2015 with an attack on some Illegal Immigrants from mexico, the president s been denounced by many commentators as a racist whos risen on the negative votes of white supremacists, but that storys taken an odd turn of late. A fox news poll shows that the president has support of 41 of latino voters, thats against 56 for mr. Biden and up from less than 30 of the vote that mr. Trump got in 2016. Democrats are alar