[cheering and applause] get enough, fair enough. All right, i will stay. But only for one drink. It is friday so you know what that means. Lets welcome tonight to cast. His razors are the opposite of his act, not terrible. Comedian and founder of western Razor Company, david angelo. She says bless your heart before she rips you apart, cohost of the bottom line. He made his bones killed bad guys with drones, the national Security Analyst and Fox News Contributor [cheering and applause] she went from having scabies to making babies. The bestselling author, cat [cheering and applause] greg thats my favourite rhyme. Scabies and babies. Thats accurate. Greg awesome. Before we get to new stories, lets do this. Announcer gregs leftovers greg time for leftovers where read the jokes we did not use this weekend is always it is my first time reading them so if they suck we will just blame the blame the writers. Donald trump is doing a rally in butler, pennsylvania, last month the same town where
[cheering and applause] get enough, fair enough. All right, i will stay. But only for one drink. It is friday so you know what that means. Let s welcome tonight to cast. His razors are the opposite of his act, not terrible. Comedian and founder of western razor company, david angelo. She says bless your heart before she rips you apart, cohost of the bottom line. He made his bones killed bad guys with drones, the national security analyst and fox news contributor! [cheering and applause] she went from having scabies to making babies. The bestselling author, cat! [cheering and applause] greg: that s my favourite rhyme. Scabies and babies. That s accurate. Greg: awesome. Before we get to new stories, let s do this. Announcer: greg s leftovers! greg: time for leftovers where read the jokes we did not use this weekend is always it is my first time reading them so if they suck we will just blame the blame the writers. Donald trump is doing a rally in butler, pennsylvania, last month the same
Greg thank you. This is for everybody. Greg happy wednesday everybody too big surprises donald trump has taken enough delegates to be presumptive nominee and joe biden is still alive. And bidens advance team is full of tour mail and tox says that he in turmoil describe in the president s underwear. Greg who writes this filth . You do. Greg i know. That extinct willie mast mast is almost been revived using it by using cells from the distant cousin. Greg we apologize to the wooly mammoth. The newest hero is an animated turd speaking of animated turds we didnt even write a punchline. A Spring Breaker admitted to cocaine use On Fox And Friends and her friends and family were outraged. That she appeared On Fox And Friends. A chuck norris turned 84 this week celebrating the kicking the crap out of his water aerobics class. Front lien airlines will allow them to pay extra they call it standing. Americans are wary of tipping glad i never started says 1 man. Oakland taco bells closing diving me
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always see my glass half-full especially while i am waiting for the pill to dissolve in my drink. because that s what america is. i believe we have a lot of room for optimism because, like a with the iphone at the bottom of the escalator, things can only look up. because after all right now, everything is down in the dumps, we are talking more than don lemons ratings are nancy pelosi s neckline, the economy, crime, how can this get any worse. oh, yeah, kilmeade is on today. talk about getting off on a good foot. we do have reason to think positively for a whole bunch of things. you ve heard of the slippery slope and i don t mean the ramp that slides the ups delivery man into my basement. it s when stuff keeps getting worse by virtue of it already being bad. i believe 2023 is the year when the slope hits the wall and that s because stuff just went too far. we let did not stick the driver s seat and it s time for the pendulum to swing back to some form of normalcy. the adults n