chosen. dear roseanne roseanna dana. they loved her. i stole all of my characters from gilda. i can do almost anything and people are laughing. gilda was just not quite herself. alice loves the smell of gain so much, she wished it came in a fabric softener too. [throat clears] say hello to your fairy godmother, alice. oh and look they got gain scent beads and dryer sheets too!
i m not going to college. i see pictures where shthey sho you in college. her characters were no longer innocuous and wacky and weird. they were characters with a subtle political point of view. i did my most eloquent sculpture to date. i used four gallons of vanilla e cream and moulded the first family and we sat around and watched them melt. she was a dominant voice. you can find rolling stone covers with richard pryor and lily tomlin doing the most dangerous stuff. that are i immersed themselves in characters. the very lily tomlin special in 1974, they both won emmys. so did the producer, lorne michaels. based on the lily special, he got the pilot for saturday night live. dear roseanne roseanna dana.
i passed this dbig dude. i was always an actor. one of the reasons is because i couldn t get work. people should look at you and decide what they think you can do. what does it take to be successful compared to men? it s hard to be a man comic actually. they are generally not funny or intelligent. roseanne, don t you think we should talk about our sexual problems? like i m going to turn off wheel of fortune for that. roseanne was the big 80s comic and the kind of women when you talked to people, they remember what her persona was. she had a clear point of view. i never have no fun ever ever ever because i m a housewife. i hate that word.
i want to be a domestic goddess. roseanne barr took the stance and turned it on its head. they will say you are not very feminine. can you believe that they would say that to me? you are not very feminine. i said well suck my [ bleep ]. she took off like a rocket. she really captured what most great stand ups do that connect with a bigger wide audience. she was authentic. if i came out? if i had male jokes for two million years and i maim jokes about you and your penises and you can t take it. roseanne what s the best way to get