Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central jon welcome to the daily show. My name is jon stewart. Man nwe have a good show for you tonight. Last night eye dont know if you knew this we had an election and tonight on this program, the winner of that election, the president of the u. S. A. , the United States of arithmetic, nate silver will be joining us cheers and applause it was a big night last night. The big news, of course, president barack obama not just reelected but seemingly given fresh batteries. We remain more than a collection of red states and blue states. Ry are and forever will be the United States of america. And together, with your help, and gods grace, we will continue our journey forward. laughter . Jon so thats all it took for to you get back in the groove was the fact that you never have to run for president again . laughter thats all it took . cheers and applause of course, on the other side, governor mitt romney broke the bad news to his supporters before reluctantly b
Fresh batteries. We remain more than a collection of red states and blue states. Ry are and forever will be the United States of america. And together, with your help, and gods grace, we will continue our journey forward. laughter . Jon so thats all it took for to you get back in the groove was the fact that you never have to run for president again . laughter thats all it took . cheers and applause of course, on the other side, governor mitt romney broke the bad news to his supporters before reluctantly being asked to pose for his familys yearly christmas card. laughter . That is a goodlooking bunch. Its like they the people that came in the frames. Across the nation, the people spoke, legalizing gay marriage in maine and maryland. Legalizing marijuana in washington state, and colorado cheers and applause gay marriage. Nothing. laughter . Marijuana. Bat bleep crazy. They also legal ides dancing in that town in footloose. I probably should have looked that up. Wisconsin elected Tammy B
And gods grace, we will continue our journey forward. laughter . Jon so thats all it took for to you get back in the groove was the fact that you never have to run for president again . laughter thats all it took . cheers and applause of course, on the other side, governor mitt romney broke the bad news to his supporters before reluctantly being asked to pose for his familys yearly christmas card. laughter . That is a goodlooking bunch. Its like they the people that came in the frames. Across the nation, the people spoke, legalizing gay marriage in maine and maryland. Legalizing marijuana in washington state, and colorado cheers and applause gay marriage. Nothing. laughter . Marijuana. Bat bleep crazy. They also legal ides dancing in that town in footloose. I probably should have looked that up. Wisconsin elected Tammy Baldwin the first openly lesbian senator. Sorry, Lindsay Graham. Yeah. You missed the Lindsay Graham joke. It was a pretty good one. laughter . Perhaps the best news was
cheers and applause it was a big night last night. The big news, of course, president barack obama not just reelected but seemingly given fresh batteries. We remain more than a collection of red states and blue states. Ry are and forever will be the United States of america. And together, with your help, and gods grace, we will continue our journey forward. laughter . Jon so thats all it took for to you get back in the groove was the fact that you never have to run for president again . laughter thats all it took . cheers and applause of course, on the other side, governor mitt romney broke the bad news to his supporters before reluctantly being asked to pose for his familys yearly christmas card. laughter . That is a goodlooking bunch. Its like they the people that came in the frames. Across the nation, the people spoke, legalizing gay marriage in maine and maryland. Legalizing marijuana in washington state, and colorado cheers and applause gay marriage. Nothing. laughter . Marijuana.