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eagle caw cheers and applause laughter audience chanting stephen hey welcome to the report. Good to have you with us. Lovely to have you here cheers and applause stephen thank you so much thanks so much. Ive got to tell ya, ladies and gentlemen, its on these crisp, fall days that its good to warm yourself. Warm yourself by a roaring audience. cheers and applause folks, thanks so much for being here. Folks, youre here on a very special night because, tonight, were bringing you our live election show. Announcement that well be doing it tomorrow. laughter this is pretaped which is why i can safely say, im going to be so bleep tired on wednesday. laughter again, join us tomorrow for our live election special. That will be at whatever time the show is normally on, and then one hour earlier in other places where farmers live. laughter and it will be a big night cuz, at this point, the candidates have said all that can be said and walked back all they can regret having said. laughter after mo
Show. Im jon stewart. We are excited to be joining you. I cant even tell you. Tonight my, assignment on our program,ehkcleese,i owz ladies. [applause] very excited to have him on. But first, i didnt get a chance to watch the midterm elections last night. [laughter] so i dont, you know, how did it go . A huge night for the gop. Jon lookingthe term shella [laughter] byte way, that is the new congressional seal. [laughter] feel free to print it out. Put it on your backpack to show people your grade school, youre interested in politics. [laughter] i cannot tell you how much better that looks than the version of the elephant [bleep] really the[looked a little too ] anyway. Senate, governors, you name it, republicans won it. Expwrierks it was a neck and neck battle but it turned out an easy win for the gop. Thom tillis the senator. He won the mansions in blue states like maryland. Republicans won six of them. Jon duma and chinas people iex รท now its the republican. The Blue Man Group now th
A laundry list in the op ed, tax reform, health care legislation, terrorism, reforming education prices. What will they get to in the first meeting on friday . Well, gerri, everyone should have realistic expectations what ultimately can happen here. Anything that the president s desk you need 60 votes. Which means you need a fair amount of democratic support in the senate. You need the president to sign it. If you winnow things through the through tests they are fairly minor. Good steps in the right direction. Keystone pipeline would be on top of the list. Maybe trade measures. Nothing that is really, truly transformative. Gerri that sounded like mcconnell was pointing to when he spoke yesterday. He seemed to be saying dont expect the world. Well not be able to get everything done. Susan, to you, what do Small Business operators want to see . Gerri, Small Business wants to see two things very critical. Not so much, healthcare. Theyre sending employees to exchanges with under 50 employe
As the republicans look strong and the breaking news on tumbling oil and gas prices. It is going to jam some more cash into your wallet. It is a big day. Varney and company is aaout to begin. Stuart this is the blockbuster news of the day on the markets. It is not stocks. It is khalil and by extension gas prices. You are looking at a three year low for oil. You may ask what is going on. The saudis cut the price of oil just like that. There is a flood of cheap crude heading our way. Now look at gas prices still falling at any gallon a day, regular averages 2. 97, that is a four year low for gas prices. Oil dropping like this means another drug for the price of gasoline. Tell me. Absolutely. This is really exciting. The market is going nuts today. Oil prices last night finally slid under 80 an overnight drop as low as 75. This opens up a new chapter of falling prices. This could offer an National Average in a 2 enumclaw, perhaps even more. This is developing. We will see how low oil pric