whoa, little fella. you re not speaking my language. it started with the african-american community. it s slang. it s all good isn t even grammatically correct. you re right. i m always right. for me, no. it ain t no good. i would be lying if i tell you that, you know what i mean? it s science. if a woman is saying it s all good, it s not all good. you know something, i believe you. when people say kick the can down the road, does that mean they re passing white notes? elizabeth, i m coming to join you, honey. it s to leave your problems for somebody else. right. people in washington kick the can down the road? yes. back in the day, we used to kick the can for fun. play kick the can. get a tire and take a stick and run down a street. you re out of your juice, you put it in the garbage. i think you re taking it to literally. at the end of the day. i think it s like a ya-da,
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factor? i stay as disconnected as possible. my dad is a fine. looking out for you. yes. you ever watch waters world ? uh-uh. i m waters and this is my world here. is that why you have a whale on your shirt? that s the dumbest thing i ve ever heard in my life! anything you want to tell o reilly right now? hi, bill! hi. what s up! let me ask you this. okay, i m high. this man is a pot head, hannibal. this isn t going to be on tv, is it? unfortunately, it is. i would knock it off if i was you. all right. here s waters. now, i know i m going to get nailed from the pro pot people. yeah. saying that you went out and got the dopiest people you could find. come on, it was not hard to find.
is. do you love obamacare? yes. no, it is not it is not obamacare! it is affordable health care. and, like but how come it isn t so affordable? what did you find out? why did the president lie and say if you like your health care plan you get to keep it? maybe there s a misunderstanding. the president spent mountains and mountains of dough on this website. the only negative is that the co-pay stuff. well, this whole place sucks. the economy under the president has been rocky. yes. i ve been laid off three times. why have wages gone down under the president s policies? boehner s fault. you hate boehner, don t you? i can t stand boehner. on the border, major invasion taking place right now. president really hasn t stopped
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