7-year-old: I don t want mashed potatoes.
Me: They re just like French fries.
7: Then give me French fries.
There s a flaw in her logic, but I can t find it. James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 14, 2020
My 8yo woke up this morning and said “Artichokes are rude!”, and honestly he is probably right. Katie Didn t (@Pork Chop Hair) January 16, 2020
Me: “If you’re done with the game, you need to put the pieces away.”
4yo: I WAS done, but if I have to clean it then I’m undone.”
Me too. Stephanie Ortiz (@Six Pack Mom) October 5, 2017
Me: Have a good day at school.