Criticizing President Trumps conduct in office. All right, cool, but, you worked super closely with him for almost two years this is like, leaving a hospital job and saying, oh, by the way, dr. Friedman never washed his hands. [ laughter ] why are you just telling us now . Did dancing with the stars not call you back . I cant believe im going to say this, but i have more respect for scaramucci that dude was there for a week and a half, but hes been out here warning us about trump for two years. So [ laughter and applause so why dont you put your face back in your hand and carry it out to the garbage President Trump hinted yesterday that he may pardon his former adviser roger stone who was convicted as part of the russia investigation. Oh, come on, roger stone doesnt get pardoned from prison he escapes from it i mean, look at him. [ laughter ] like a 60s batman villain if he does get pardoned, this is what it will look like [ laughter ] attorney general [ applause ] attorney general wil
Conduct in office. All right, cool, but, you worked super closely with him for almost two years this is like, leaving a hospital job and saying, oh, by the way, dr. Friedman never washed his hands. [ laughter ] why are you just telling us now . Did dancing with the stars not call you back . I cant believe im going to say this, but i have more respect for scaramucci that dude was there for a week and a half, but hes been out here warning us about trump for two years. So [ laughter and applause so why dont you put your face back in your hand and carry it out to the garbage President Trump hinted yesterday that he may pardon his former adviser roger stone who was convicted as part of the russia investigation. Oh, come on, roger stone doesnt get pardoned from prison he escapes from it i mean, look at him. [ laughter ] like a 60s batman villain if he does get pardoned, this is what it will look like [ laughter ] attorney general [ applause ] attorney general william barr said in an intervie
Last night last nights oscars were the lowest rated oscars in history. Hell, Martin Scorsese was there and even he didnt watch [ laughter ] senator Amy Klobuchar released a new ad in New Hampshire today, ahead of tomorrows primary, that claims that President Trump has a quote, complete lack of empathy. Replied trump, i literally cannot understand how shed feel that way. [ laughter ] to avoid technical difficulties that plagued last weeks iowas democratic caucus, voters in New Hampshire will use paper ballots in tomorrows primary. So now theres absolutely nothing that can go wrong oh, damn it. [ laughter ] damn it, guys. [ applause ] former Vice President joe biden said yesterday he will only select a Vice President who is younger than him so i guess youre out of luck, redwood trees. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause parasite swept the oscars last night. The last time a parasite did this well wait, sorry oh no. Whats that . Is this eminem if you had one shot why would eminem be here on
I stated that clearly. I stated that clearly i stated that clearly. How could our system fail like this . Jon hey its very intimidating. Jon wait, wait, wait. Wait a minute. President trump just tweeted at you. Every jazz club Marie Yovanovitch goes to turns bad. laughter what a jerk. He is. Its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight enter vindman. And stephen tours new zealand with lucy lawless and bret mckenzie. Plus, stephen welcomes Helena Bonham carter featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen wooo hi, there please, have a seat, everybody. Thank you very much. Welcome, welcome one and all to the late show. cheers lovely to have you here. I am your host, Stephen Colbert. It is day three . We are on to day three of live impeachment hearings. And im going to give you all the latest dietz in tonights edition of don and the giant impeach. Help me, please, help me stephe
Terrorists overtook American Airlines flight 77 and crashed it into the pentagon. For every american who lived through that day, the september 11 attack is seared into our soul. It was a day filled with shock, horror, sorrow, and righteous fury. I vividly remember when i first heard the news. Was sitting at home watching a Major Business Television Show early that morning. Jack welch, the legendary head of General Electric was about to be interviewed when all of a sudden, they cut away. At first, there were different reports. It was a boiler fire. But i knew that boilers are not at the top of a building. Explosion inhen windows on the world. Nobody really knew what happened. There was great confusion. I was looking out of a window from a building in midtown manhattan directly at the World Trade Center when i saw a second plane at a tremendous speed go into the second tower. Theas then that i realized world was going to change. Be, and longer going to it could never, ever be that innoce