[cheering and applause] [ whistling ] greg: you filthy people. I know what you are thinking. Happy wednesday everyone. Joe biden appeared on the view today where cohost sarah hans said it s like having one of the beatles at the table. True if you re talking about george or john. Thought more like yoko. Kamala harris will visit the southern border friday and says she s looking forward to meeting justin trudeau. At the last debate she said she was a middleclass kid. It appears harris enjoyed things most middleclass kids didn t like living abroad, private school, growing up at some of the wealthiest places on earth. The only thing she didn t enjoy was anani. I like her husband. [cheering and applause] that was a long way for a cheap joke. You re welcome america. New cdc data shows u. S. Obesity rates have fallen for the first time ever. Just like the crime statistics the they left at the cities of new orleans, los angeles and the view. Reports claim i u. S. Woman died inside switzerland s
Im dana perino along with judge jeanine pirro, harold ford jr. , jesse watters, greg gutfeld. Its 5 00 in washington, d. C. , and New York City, and this is the five. All right, coming up, the big biden reset coming to a television near you. The commander in chief gearing up for the state of the Union Address tonight, tweeting out this image of him, reviewing his notes, which appeared to be short and choppy sentences, two at a time and in big bold fonts, but you should see our notes. The president aiming to rehab his image as someone who is fit for the highest office in the land and not an elderly man with a poor memory, as arrayed in a recent special counsel report. So with multiple crises at home and abroad, the president has a lot of convincing to do. Especially with a public who has lost faith in his ability to handle it all. Only 20 of americans say that they are extremely or very confident when it comes to his mental capacity for the presidency. This could be why he is consulting
check under your chairs. i m kidding. anat s monday y. let s welcome tonight s guests. she s an independent, but she knows kurt loder, host of the kennedy saves the world podcast. kennedy. to he brings florida heat to hisrea congressional seat. florida congressman byron. she s like a blow dryer full of hot air and usually in the bathroom. but snooki dream here catches and finally hammers out his roller skates. my match sidekick and the nwa world heavyweight champion tyrus. it s hot in here. i think it s obviousere.. all right. so before we get to some new stories. you know, it s friday, so that s when we do this greg s leftovers. idn mm. yeah, it s leftovers where i read the jokes we didn t use this week. and as always, it s my first time reading these. so if they reading , blame me.bm blame joe machi, one of our writers, as you can tell by his pasty countenance, pudgy, pale sad joe machi. all right.e go sorry. . thewow. r acti here we go.vi flaswhite house h
under your chairs. i m kidding, that s monday of the let s welcome tonight s guests. she is an independent voter, who says the kennedy podcast, kennedy. he brings florida heat to his congressional seat. florida congressman byron donnel. she is like a blow drier full of hot air and usually in the bathroom. contributor kat timpf. and finally, psychic in tyrus. it s hot in here. all right. so, before we get to some new stories, you know it s friday. so, that s when we do this. greg s leftovers. yeah, it s leftovers, i read the jokes we didn t use this week. as always it s my first time reading these, if they suck don t blame me, blame joe mc kay. one of our writers. pudgy, pale and sad joe mc kay. sorry. wow. here we go. the white house has banned a transgender activist for flashing their breasts during a pride event. president biden initially had no comment as to the exposed breasts, he had to restrain hunter biden from sticking a dollar bill between them. i know where this
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