WE RE NEAR THE TOP IN DUST, POTHOLES AND BOOGER SUGAR
A survey by the Online Betting Guide ranked Tucson the 10th wildest city in the U.S. Using factors like nightlife, casinos, strip clubs and alcohol and drug consumption, Las Vegas finished first. Tucson was fourth in casinos and 13th in the percentage who ve taken marijuana. But the Old Pueblo roared back when it came to cocaine use, finishing fifth.
CAT FROM HELL
A North Carolina animal shelter waived adoption fees hoping someone would take Perdita, the world s worst cat, off their hands. The foul furball dislikes dogs, children, the Dixie Chicks, Disney movies and Christmas. On its Facebook page, the shelter wrote: We thought she was sick. Turns out she s just a jerk.