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and published ahead of the hunter laptop story is russian to simco, and by the way when i say that we remember, i don t include the president. the letter was crafted right after the new york post had published a piece on the laptop which hunter had dropped off at a computer repair shop and then abandoned it like it was his child. [laughter] it s true! a baby with a stripper. not that anything is wrong with that, no, not at all, tyrus! so anyway, i know the feeling, my parents did that with me at the highway rest stops. and i made so many new friends. that joke makes no sense and i don t care. the hard drive contained tons of stuff concerning joe biden s business dealings as well as all sorts of sordid or in kat s view romantic, of hunter doing drugs and and not always in that order, but this letter signed by 50 odd intel experts appeared to save jo s day and boy, did it. the story was blacklisted by major media outlets and social media algorithms, mentioning the mock, sco
there s a need for bold action to fight is pandemic. we re still facing a very dark winter situation and when it comes to gas prices, we re going through an incredible transition that is taking place and god willing, when it sng over , we ll be stronger w. the idea we re going to be able to, you know, quick switch, bring down the cost of gasoline is not likely in the near termik . we aren t likely to see the kind of blockbuster job reports month after month like we had over this past year. that s a good thing. yeah, that s a good thing. and remember, record high gas prices are good too because it means that more of you are going to be forced to take out a loan to buy some electricff car that you can t afford and you don t want the fact that americans are getting poorer under biden s kind of european style socialism. it s also a good thing as far as the elites are concerned. let s face it, they ve always preferred countries like france and germany over the united states an
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