Jimmy i appreciate all the clapping. I needed that. Ive been feeling a little bummed out today. Last night the jets played the giants, and the winner of the game, winner goes to the playoffs. Its a onegame deal. I rushed over to a restaurant to watch it. Its a serious pitchers dual. Own who walks into the restaurant and sits down not just at the table next to me but his back literally touching my back. Who would you guess that person was . Worse, matt damon. And sure enough, moments after he walked in, the giants got a hit and then a walk and then a home run and then the mets lost 30. Just like that the season was over. Thanks, matt. Its bad enough you ruin movies. Now you have to ruin baseball also . Before we go further, our thoughts with those affected by hurricane matthew, another matt nobody likes. [ applause ] jimmy president obama declared a state of emergency. Its tense right there right now. The governor of florida strongly urged locals toe vevacuate. Some are not doing. Vanil
Clapping. I needed that. Ive been feeling a little bummed out today. Last night the jets played the giants, and the winner of the game, winner goes to the playoffs. Its a onegame deal. I rushed over to a restaurant to watch it. Its a serious pitchers dual. Own who walks into the restaurant and sits down not just at the table next to me but his back literally touching my back. Who would you guess that person was . Worse, matt damon. And sure enough, moments after he walked in, the giants got a hit and then a walk and then a home run and then the mets lost 30. Just like that the season was over. Thanks, matt. Its bad enough you ruin movies. Now you have to ruin baseball also . Before we go further, our thoughts with those affected by hurricane matthew, another matt nobody likes. [ applause ] jimmy president obama declared a state of emergency. Its tense right there right now. The governor of florida strongly urged locals toe vevacuate. Some are not doing. Vanilla ice announced despite th
Me last night. I was going through my email. I opened the computer and i see my email and i get an email from donald trump. I got a personal email from mr. Donald trump who offered me, as youll see, an exclusive trump president ial black card. I got this for real. It said you should get one of these, james. He calls me james. At my inauguration next year, there will be upwards of a Million People will have president ial black cards. Thats right. For a one time initiation fee of 35 can get a card that has no benefits or rewards whatsoever. A black card . Is this how hes reaching out to the black community, with the card . [ laughter ] jimmy theres another thing im wondering about. How did donald trump get my email address . I bet the russians had something theres also a trump gold card. Thats 49. You can get the black card for 35, or the less exclusive card for 14 more. Theres finally a card thats more embarrassing to cover than discover. [ applause ] jimmy i am also running for office,
Together. I had a Something Big happen to me last night. I was going through my email. I opened the computer and i see my email and i get an email from donald trump. I got a personal email from mr. Donald trump who offered me, as youll see, an exclusive trump president ial black card. I got this for real. It said you should get one of these, james. He calls me james. At my inauguration next year, there will be upwards of a million people, but only a few will have president ial black cards. Thats right. For a one time initiation fee of 35 can get a card that has no benefits or rewards whatsoever. A black card . Is this how hes reaching out to the black community, with the card . [ laughter ] jimmy theres another thing im wondering about. How did donald trump get my email address . I bet the russians had something to do it. I didnt give it to him. Theres also a trump gold card. Thats 49. You can get the black card for 35, or the less exclusive card for 14 more. Theres finally a card that
Me last night. I was going through my email. I opened the computer and i see my email and i get an email from donald trump. I got a personal email from mr. Donald trump who offered me, as youll see, an exclusive trump president ial black card. I got this for real. It said you should get one of these, james. He calls me james. At my inauguration next year, there will be upwards of a million people, but o will have president ial black cards. Thats right. For a one time initiation fee of 35 can get a card that has no benefits or rewards whatsoever. A black card . Is this how hes reaching out to the black community, with the card . [ laughter ] jimmy theres another thing im wondering about. How did donald trump get my email address . I bet the russians had something to do it. Theres also a trump gold card. Thats 49. You can get the black card for 35, or the less exclusive card for 14 more. Theres finally a card thats more embarrassing to cover than discover. [ applause ] jimmy i am also ru