first a philosophical question. have you ever noticed when you re driving that anyone who is driving slower than you is an idiot? and anyone driving faster than you is a maniac! you see a million things a day in your life and they all go on the back burner of your six burner wolf ridiculously priced mind. a comedian comes out and brings it to the front burner. i don t like other people s showers, there s always a problem with temperature adjustment, there s always a hair stuck on the wall. you want to get rid of it, but you don t wan to touch it. i don t know how it got up that high in the first place. real life is funny because reality is relatable. period. that s it. and if people are at home watching something relatable, that will make them laugh because they re like, oh, that happened to me, too. remember as kids when you go on vacation and you go why is dad always in a bad mood? now i understand. no. no. is this grandma? yeah, she s still alive. why i
every comic sees the world through a prism to understand humanity is to understand the suite, lovely, wonderful foolishness of the human condition. the best comedy comes from your living experience. every comic sees the world through a prism that the average person does not see the world through. all we do is point out the obvious and and twisted somewhere. what is it with humanity? what kind of world we live in? you are not alone come ultimately. he that is of the comic is saying. reality is the father for comedy. because that is what we have. where else can we find comedy, if not in real life? as opposed to what? fake life? life is real, yeah. we got that. have you ever noticed when you re driving that anyone who s driving slower than you is an idiot? [ laughter, applause ] niac! first, a philosophical question. have you ever noticed when you are driving, anyone who is driving slower than you is an idiot ? and any one driving faster than you is a maniac!
human condition. the best comedy comes from your living experience. every comic sees the world through a prism that the average person doesn t see through. all we do is point out the obvious really and then twist it somewhere. i just can t believe the way people are, what is it with humanity, what kind of world do we live in? you re not alone ultimately. i think that s what the comic s saying. reality is fodder for comedy. because it s what we have, so, where else can we find comedy if not in real life? as opposed to what? fake life? you know. life is real, yeah. we got that. first a philosophical question. have you ever noticed when you re driving that anyone who is driving slower than you is an idiot? and anyone driving faster than you is a maniac! you see a million things a day in your life and they all go on the back burner of your six burner wolf ridiculously priced mind. a comedian comes out and brings it to the front burner. i don t like other peopl
score. do i mean at time.com? cnn this morning with kasie hunt next it s monday, april 22, right now? now on cnn this morning, opening statements set to begin in donald trump s hush money trial. new cnn reporting on who prosecutors plan to call as their first witness. a foreign aid bill passed by the house, leaving hard right republicans and hamas infuriated. and a crisis on campus jewish students at columbia university urged to stay home for their own safety all right 5:00 a.m. hearing washington, but this is a live look at new york city on this monday morning where openings statements are set to begin in the donald trump trial. good morning, everyone. i m casey hunt. it s wonderful to have you with us opening statements in the historic criminal hush money case against donald trump set to begin just a few hours from now, cnn has learned that david, the former chairman of the national enquirer, is parent company company is expected to be the first witness called by the ma
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