cheers and applause eagle caw cheers and applause audience chanting Stephen Stephen welcome to the report, everybody. Thank you so much for joining us cheers and applause thank you so much, folks it is good to know that the colbert nation is standing strong no matter what happens all around the world because, folks, for months, the world has been shocked by the brutal terrorist group i. S. I. S. Dont be fooled just because they have the same name your lonely aunt gave her cat. laughter these guys are pure evil. Tv, scare us till its brown downtown i. S. I. S. Is brutal . They are animals beheadings, crucifixions, mass executions or live burials, enlivement of women. They certainly arent the j. V. Team of al quaida. Theyre the green bay packers. Stephen yes, theyre the green bay packers, but with beheadings. So slightly less head trauma than the n. F. L. And yes applause yes, the u. S. Did hit i. S. I. S. With airstrikes in iraq. But that just drove them back into syria, where, last wee
Dont be fooled just because they have the same name your lonely aunt gave her cat. laughter these guys are pure evil. Tv, scare us till its brown downtown i. S. I. S. Is brutal . They are animals beheadings, crucifixions, mass executions or live burials, enlivement of women. They certainly arent the j. V. Team of al quaida. Theyre the green bay packers. Stephen yes, theyre the green bay packers, but with beheadings. So slightly less head trauma than the n. F. L. And yes applause yes, the u. S. Did hit i. S. I. S. With airstrikes in iraq. But that just drove them back into syria, where, last week they captured a major air base. Although, i dont know what good that will do, since im guessing theyre all on the no fly list. laughter think, guys so who exactly is isis . laughter according to the the new york times, the group has the group has quietly built an effective Management Structure of mostly middle middleaged iraqis. And their leader, abu bakr albaghdadi, has been described as a bal
Stephen welcome to the report, everybody. Thank you so much for joining us cheers and applause thank you so much, folks it is good to know that the colbert nation is standing strong no matter what happens all around the world because, folks, for months, the world has been shocked by the brutal terrorist group i. S. I. S. Dont be fooled just because they have the same name your lonely aunt gave her cat. laughter these guys are pure evil. Tv, scare us till its brown downtown i. S. I. S. Is brutal . They are animals beheadings, crucifixions, mass executions or live burials, enlivement of women. They certainly arent the j. V. Team of al quaida. Theyre the green bay packers. Stephen yes, theyre the green bay packers, but with beheadings. So slightly less head trauma than the n. F. L. And yes applause yes, the u. S. Did hit i. S. I. S. With airstrikes in iraq. But that just drove them back into syria, where, last week they captured a major air base. Although, i dont know what good that will
Worst of all, isis has now attracted the most violent, heavilyarmed people on earth americans. New details emerging about american jihadist douglas mccain. He wasnt the only terrorist to come from robbinsdale Coopers High School in minnesota. We now know troy castagar who went overseas to fight an Al Quaida Group with mccains classmate. Could there be a third terrorist athill robbinsdale coopers . This gunmen is wearing a shirt saying cooper hawks, the same as the high school mascot. Stephen cooper hawks they leave it all out on the field. Especially after a drone strike. Their prom theme this year was israel under the sea. laughter and while isis is a relatively new terror group, this conflict has its roots in the seventhcentury sunnishiite split, with sunnis following muhammeds fatherinlaw abu bakr, while shiites follow muhammeds soninlaw ali. So, in other words, this is obamas fault. The man is derelict in his duties to get ahead of this problem and rough ticket the homeland. Its a
Dont be fooled just because they have the same name your lonely aunt gave her cat. laughter these guys are pure evil. Tv, scare us till its brown downtown i. S. I. S. Is brutal . They are animals beheadings, crucifixions, mass executions or live burials, enlivement of women. They certainly arent the j. V. Team of al quaida. Theyre the green bay packers. Stephen yes, theyre the green bay packers, but with beheadings. So slightly less head trauma than the n. F. L. And yes applause yes, the u. S. Did hit i. S. I. S. With airstrikes in iraq. But that just drove them back into syria, where, last week they captured a major air base. Although, i dont know what good that will do, since im guessing theyre all on the no fly list. laughter think, guys so who exactly is isis . laughter according to the the new york times, the group has the group has quietly built an effective Management Structure of mostly middle middleaged iraqis. And their leader, abu bakr albaghdadi, has been described as a bal