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Judge a book by its cover. i think i m going to take up golf. only i m not sure about being out in the sun too much. i d hate to lose my parlor pallor. in a desperate effort to be one of the rest of the neighborhood, they even joined a country club. when that mr. munster shows up to play golf, if he doesn t turn out to be our idea of a human being, i ll throw them out personally. at that time, country clubs were very, like certain people weren t allowed in, certain religions. oh, oh, oh! i made it, i made it, i made it. as a stand-in for ethnic minorities, the munsters really are striving to be accepted. as they say in golf, eddie, you ve got to play em where ya hit em. and i don t think that the addams family cares. ....