Jesse: welcome to jesse watters primetime. Tonight. Jesse: still no answers in trump s a destination at them. Why is the secret service hiding? the stops with me. I am proud to announce that senator j. D. Vance has the overwhelming support of this convention to be the next vice president of the united states. Jesse: trumpvance. That s the ticket. On a call a week ago you said it time to put trump in the bull seye. President joe biden: it was a mistake use the word and meant crossing at commenced balls high, meant focus on him. Jesse: of the trump was almost killed, biden is one buying worst political life. President joe biden: i beg your pardon? jesse: plus. Why are you going for the longterm? because i love america and so that he. Jesse: fox news alert, donald trump is expected to walk the stage of the republican national convention just later ton tonight. It will be the first time we see the presidency this much since he dodged a bullet. Fortyfive freshly wounded will soon bask innov
rittenhouse, but not before the judge throughout one of the charges. if judge bruce schrader dismissed misdemeanor gun charge, possession of a dangerous weapon by minor, because according to wisconsin state thr law, the rule only aps to certain guns, those with a short-barreled. rittenhouse was carrying a long rifle. just the latest embarrassing setback for prosecutors who have been absolutely atrocious from beginning to end. in his final pitch to jurors, the lead prosecutor referred to the rioters in kenosha as a crowd full of heroes. okay, the heroes that were chasing kyle down the street and ready to pound his head into the pavement? those guys? he was then bizarrely announced that in america, a person loses the right to self-defense when they have a gun. that is not true. take a look. they have to convince you that joseph rosenbaum was going to take that gun and use it on the defendant, because they know you can t claim self-defense against an unarmed man like this. you
tweed s and inflated self-esteem. it s so convincing that on my way to work, i was pelted with wet garbage and that was from his mother. but before we get to the news, it s time for a very special halloween episode of our favorite new sitcom. tonight s episode, in human resources. i am sure you are aware of all the horrific things that have been happening around the got field offices and we in human resources, we cannot tolerate, tolerate this. greg: what does this have to do with me? i had to go hit shows. what is the deal here. let me refresh your memory. my god. what s wrong question mike are you all right? speak on nothing. i m just seeing things. you have been working really hard. thursday. probably need something to drink greg: we did that on a limited budget. i can t believe he did not take that role. all right. to the news. on thursday, alec baldwin accidentally killed a cinematographer on the set of the western he was filming in ne
i don t know if i want to continue this show. anyway, they introduced the world to the phrase neo pronoun. yeah, last saturday cnn published a guide to neo pronouns where they offer the preferred ones which are zaerand aeyer about as common as a pacific hunter biden wearing pants. they said neo pronouns should be respected as much as any other pronoun. i m going out on a limb and saying you re [bleep] out of luck. the only people who take this crap serious are interns at cnn forced to interview idiots like you. they interviewed over dopes saying neo pronounce are a reflex of someone s identify i had the. i ll give them that if you re a loser, a nobody, or more specific terms, a bore, because only boring lazy people need a neo pronoun. if you re boring it adds ba assess and if you re lazy you don t have to do anything other than say i m a z. how lame is this? a made-up pronoun is now a participation professor for people who can t participate in actual life. it s a built-in exc
so it begins. welcome to fox news saturday night. i m jimmy failla. i ve only had my own tv show for 15 seconds of my friends are already hitting me up for free drinks. [laughter] with me tonight, outnumbered cohost, the companion and comedy that grow, diamond. richard griego in this show called size 21. [laughter] i love you. don t help. you to look great but everyone is looking here. america is filled with chubby chasers. i like to have a word with you, the american people so do me a favor and focus on the couch of years, but down the pvr, he s up on the. it s three weeks old and let s start here. you re watching tonight, is meant natural childhood dream coming true? when i was in fifth grade, a teacher who told me to ask my parents let me stay up late and watch the tonight show with johnny carson because she said i think totally host one of the shows. she could have just seen my report card but i went home and i spent every day of my life believing this day would come