“I’ve been watching the Legislature meeting in Bismarck …” started Little Jimmy when interrupted by Dorsey Crank.
“Somebody needs to be watching them,” Crank barked.
“This here emergency meeting is called because Little Jimmy thinks he can make our town a spring Mecca for the flocks of robins that come in freezing weather,” Chairperson Ork Dorken announced as he looked over the 11 electors that made up the Community Homeland Committee.