now, patti ann, you remember, from redeye. she had a way with words. good evening, i am sith lord darth hotius. after the discussion of the relative sexiness of the fox & friends staff, the new york times reported i said brian kilmeade makes me want to puke, i would also like to add that brian is packed and stacked, brother want to thank your mother [laughter] like prince said, you are a [bleep]. [applause] greg: i think she almost had chris wallace s job. she is still better than chris wallace. and then mike baker, you may remember him from redeye for his deep insights. when i smoke some weed the first thing i want to eat is a hot wing sandwich. greg: he is allowed to carry a gun. all right, to the monologue. so, in preparation for the made for prime time shown trial on the january 6th riots, house dems have hired a former abc news executive james gholston to polish up their trumped up turd. their goal, take old battered exaggerations and repurposed as new im
[laughter] only 28%? that s all i ve got to say. greg: what are your thoughts, kat? yeah, obviously this is going to be something you think everyone would agree with because no matter how much money you have, you generally don t want it to be worth less. greg: yes, you get the same portion whether you re making $10 an hour or $50,000 in our, pab, what are your thoughts on this? it s the economy, stupid, as they always say. greg: why are you name calling me? you had it coming. thank you. yeah, you know, does the whole maslow hierarchy of needs where they say you have to have your basic needs met before you can go higher up. your basic need is food and safety. if you can t put food on the table, you are not worrying about what pronouns people are calling you. greg: you nailed it. you nailed it. [applause] wokism decided your basic needs
a story in five words. greg: we are short on time so here is a story in five words: happy hour should be extended. a new poll says happy hour you are old enough to remember the 70s. isn t happy hour kind of an old concept? it is a very old concept and after two years of pandemic is like all day [bleep] day drinking. i don t know who thinks you have happy hour at a set time anymore. greg: pab, who thought of this idea? after work, go to the bar, drink for a couple hours, go home, and get in a fight with your wife. that is a happy hour did. or if you are like me, i would just go home to an apartment and wake up on the couch, like the lights are on, there is stuff on the floor. dad hooker
former cia operative and host of on discovery science channel, mike baker. [applause] she is like a switchblade, sharp, dangerous, and you can hide her in your sock. fox news contributor kat timpf. [applause] and bear traps television champion tyrus. [applause] the notorious pab, how are you doing? how are you doing? greg: good. congrats on the book beard the first chapter is harrowing because it details a y problematic childbirth, i m going to read the whole thing to you. [laughter] that is my tease. everybody likes a good childbirth story as long as it
and it is uncomfortable, and i am sorry, and if you get it, no one around you isn t going to know how you got it. you know? [laughter] [applause] greg: pab, welcome back to the show. let s talk about monkeypox. i think it is spread through anal sex with strangers you meet at a music festival. character, and? [laughter] looking at me. the cdc, why did they recommend masks in the first place? they know it is not airborne. in close, intimate contact there could be respiratory spread, but they are talking about intimate contact, so it just seems like they were spreading a panic by even telling people and they did it with the whole covid, saying