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Do babies need bougie skincare lines? Well, Dior certainly thinks so. The design house is now stepping into the children s beauty realm with scented water and skincare for little ones. ....
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Employees fired for not praying at work. Good thing we have the Establishment Clau.nevermind. [Newsweek]
Given this Court, it may be a bad time to be gay in Texas. [The Hill]
North Carolina's vigilantes aren't getting the go-ahead from their police chief. [Fox]
Not The Onion: After promising to do everything he could to protect a woman's right to choose, Biden is nominating an anti-abortion judge for life. [Business Insider]
Bound 2 litigate: Ye West sued over sampling this banger of a house track. Shouts out to Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas! [Reuters] ....