POLITICS / 21 APRIL 2018, 08:58AM / SHAUN SMILLIE
Johannesburg – Former president Jacob Zuma is not planning to ride gently into retirement for he is about wed his seventh wife, who already has his child and is younger than him by half-a-century.
Virginity testing lobbyist Nonkanyiso Conco, 24, confirmed to the media yesterday that she was about to become the next Mrs Zuma, a week after she gave birth to his baby at the Busamed Private Hospital in Hillcrest, KwaZulu-Natal.
I bet there are readers on K Street in DC at this moment texting each other:
Virginity testing lobbying??? That’s a thing? Why don’t WE have any clients paying us to be pro (or anti) virginity testing for them? (Both, ideally.) Somebody in Client Development dropped ball.
The traditional prime minister in the house of the AmaZulu royal family Prince Mangosuthu Buthelezi has confirmed that King Goodwill Zwelithini passed away from COVID-19-related complications, including his blood sugar levels from diabetes.