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Us. Were waiting tonight for the doj police raid on joehous bidens house. E, maybe waitinges for that. Were getting g more details on that story in just a minute. Meantime, good evening and welcome to Tucker Carlson tonight. So think back. N. Two years was two years ago that pete buddah, judge of south bend, indiana, was in a very hard place, really. He was unemployed. Hebe was pushing 40. Staras staring down the barrel of a grim and nonproductive middle age for mayor pete. Prod the back nine diucd not looke promising, but then helpp arri arrived in the unlikely eithdoddering form Oved Daughtfn ,either because of his innate decency or because he is a nasty sense of humor. Joe biden may put a judge the federal Secretary Of Transportation, despite the fact that people, a judge had no decency relevant experience with transportation of any kind, apart from Occasiona L Riding A bicycle with a little helmet. This was a huge promotion from unemployment to the white house cabinet. And understa
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