hold back. that s the dumbest thing anyone has ever said to me, piers, and i mean that in the nightest way. and the question i just had to skrks how many times has he been properly in love. i m just going to give you the answers that are going to make it all okay. don t screw with this, okay? this is piers morgan tonight. cona o brien is very tall, he s very talented, he s very irish and perhaps the funniest man with red hair on the entire plan planet. he s also an ordained minister. he hosts his own late-night show on tv. you are a man of many talents, aren t you? yes, i am. thank you for noticing that. you didn t even scratch the surface. i have a high falsetto. i m hairless, completely hairless, my body. i m aerodynamic. there s nothing i can t do. what is the genuinely weirdest thing about you that nobody knows? wow, that s a good one. the weirdest thing about me that nobody knows. i can be amusing at times. it seems to have escaped people s notice. yo
don t screw with this, okay? this is piers morgan tonight. cona o brien is very tall, he s very talented, he s very irish and perhaps the funniest man with red hair on the entire planet. he s also an ordained minister. he hosts his own late-night show on tv. you are a man of many talents, aren t you? yes, i am. thank you for noticing that. you didn t even scratch the surface. i have a high falsetto. i m hairless, completely hairless, my body. i m aerodynamic. there s nothing i can t do. what is the genuinely weirdest thing about you that nobody knows? wow, that s a good one. the weirdest thing about me that nobody knows. i can be amusing at times. it seems to have escaped people s notice. you don t do many interviews. i don t do a lot. i ve been trying to lure you for like 18 months. i don t do a lot because think about it, i m on television constantly. since 1993, i m on tv for a chunk of time every day. i m not looking for more ways to be on television.