From our Bureau of Socialist Attitudes Toward Beauty Queens with some assistance from our Cubanization of Nicaragua Bureau Castro, Inc.'s colony of Nicaragua is once again proving that it is thoroughly infected with the same intolerance virus as Cuba. Even though most Nicaraguans were thrilled to see one of their own beauties crowned Miss Universe
From our Cubanization of Nicaragua Bureau with some assistance from our Bureau of Socialist Social Justice Following the Castro, Inc. playbook closely, Nicaragua has turned its doctors into slaves. The only difference is that Nicaragua's slave doctors aren't sent abroad. One of the dictatorship's tactics has been to fire or expel any medical professional who