yo no. the tiger one immediately fell in love. they were born in the alley, by the way. seth: okay. their mom was, you know, attacked by some guy cat and then she had eight babies, but the other six ran away so chit chat and my way chose to stay with the mom and say what are we going to do now? announcer: tonight on late night with seth meyers. [ laughter ] wendy williams and then the rescue found them i know, it s funny, but this is host of the pursuit of healthiness, nba star my story for you blake griffin, seth: technically, it s their music from yola. story. [ laughter ] can i ask real quick so featuring the 8g band with sonny emory. chit chat and my way are siblings, they re related? and now seth meyers. yes two sisters from the same area seth: welcome to late night. i hope you re all well this seth: wow evening. and do they get along? do they have a natural, you and this is our fifth show back know, comfort with each other? in the studio. and
- this would also include some punishment. it would include 100 hours of community service, an education course about prostitution, and a screening for stds. [laughter] - a screening for stds? like, what is all of this? rich people get deals that i ve never heard of. admit you would have been found guilty and we ll let you go ? [bleep] outta here, man! [laughter] at least make him admit it in a room full of eagles fans, then we ll see some punishment, you know? this is insane! we ll only let you go if you re guilty! what? like, rich people are already living in another world. and also, he has to take an education course about prostitution? [laughter] uh, if you ve read the reports, he should be the professor, okay? [laughter] the guy has hands-on experience, if you know what i mean. the college admissions scandal. for the past few weeks, the whole country has been rocked by the news that hundreds of parents have been accused of bribing their kids way into america s elit
but the reality is, some of us don t even get a look at the basket. because there s nothing more expensive. than being broke. wow. that was beautiful. hmm. sometimes in court, i actually learn something, feel something. today is one of those days. 60 days in jail, sentence suspended based on time served. go home. but i had a clean record. i don t care. but i do, your honor. [ crowd gasping ] before you render judgment, i have one thing i have to say. nay, two things. firstly, i bested adam bethune in a tennis match. take that, bethune! bethune the buffoon! -mr. gayle? if y all knew him, y all would be dying right now. secondly, my former client inspired me with his words earlier today that were, my life is on the line, homey! i ain t say no shit like that. it was something in that vein. here s the point. it reminded me of a previous case where someone else s life was on the line colby v. hughes. -oh, jesus. that s right. prosecution failed to introduce the actual tickets
take a seat! wow! this is amazing! so good to have you. our guest tonight is the new democratic congresswoman from minnesota ilhan omar is joining us, everyone! ( cheers and applause ) also on tonight s show, we ll find out why you will be sick on monday, and neal brennan is here to talk about the ticking time bomb in your pants. but first, let s catch up on today s headlines. election day, it s the most important day on the american calendar right after christmas and the release of the new marvel movies. many people weight in line for hours to vote, which is a problem if you also have to go to work, which is why congress proposed a bill to make election day a public holiday. yeah, and that would be cool. you know who hates cool? this guy. senate majority leader mitch mcconnell is slamming a bill to make election day a holiday. democrats want taxpayers on the look for generous new benefits for government bureaucrats and federal employees. their bill would make election da
the nerve of some people. you know that nurse is actually pretty cool. yeah, maybe that dead fetus makes her smarter. i love you guys. screw you guys. carry on dead fetus, no, you never let go from comedy central s world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. ( cheers and applause ) trevor: welcome to the daily show, everybody. thank you so much for tuning in. thank you for coming out. oh, you guys are wild. take a seat! take a seat! wow! this is amazing! so good to have you. our guest tonight is the new democratic congresswoman from minnesota ilhan omar is joining us, everyone! ( cheers and applause ) also on tonight s show, we ll find out why you will be sick on monday, and neal brennan is here to talk about the ticking time bomb in your pants. but first, let s catch up on today s headlines. election day, it s the most important day on the american calendar right after christmas and the release of the new marvel movies. many