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Im trevor noah. Take a seat. You guys are amazing, take a seat, take a seat, lets get into it i couldnt be more excited. Our guest tonight is a wwe soup star, john cena is here, everybody. applause and well be talking to him about his new Childrens Book, thats right, his new Childrens Book. But first lets catch up on todays headlines. Yesterday you may remember we learned from a new Climate Change report that the state of the earth is only getting worse. And if were not careful, global warmings catastrophic effect could hit us in just 12 years. And today for those of you who dont like to read, Mother Nature prepared a little demonstration. What is happening now, breaking news, eye of the storm. Michael makes landfall as the most powerful hurricane to hit the u. S. Mainland and more than a quarter century with winds clocking in at an incredible 155 miles an hour. Heavy rain and sustained winds pulling homes apart. Flooding rivers, ripping railings from the ground. Collapsing beachside h
Tonight is New York Times reporter Mark Leibovich Mark Leibovich is here, everybody, and hes a fascinating guy. Well be discussing his new book on professional footballer as i call it reverse soccer. But first, todays headlines. You know the crazy people you see in the streets shouting that the world is ending . Turns out, theyre all actually climate scientists. A new report by the u. N. Carries a stark warning, the world has little more than a decade to reduce the amount of Carbon Dioxide released in the atmosphere or it may be too late to reverse the effects of Climate Change. All this will happen sooner than feared by the year 2030, the report says. Trevor the world is doomed in 12 years. Its so bizarre that the marvel movies have a better lodgeterm plan than the earth because theyre, like, okay, well have black panther two and then another spiderman movie and then the earth will be over and act three drops. We knew this was coming. Captain planet told us. We didnt listen to the poo
Hey you guys, look. What the hell is that . I dont know. Hello there, children. All hey, chef. Chef, kenny has a picture of two green things sucking each others shoulders. What is it, chef . I dont know, but something tells me this picture might be very important, children. You should hang on to it. Attention, universe. Be sure to tune in next week for another exciting episode of earth. The asians are really stewed at the russians, the zebras try to get along with the buffalo, and americans and iraqis have an allout brawl. Its outrageous fun, and its all new. Earth. On fognl. Captioning by captionmax www. Captionmax. Com Comedy Central from Comedy Centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. cheers and applause trevor welcome to the daly show, everybody. Thank you so much for tuning in. Im trevor noah. Our guest tonight our guest tonight is the author of a new memoir about transracial adopting. Its a fantastic read. Nicole chung is here, everyb