after alikl we prefer our beer nuts to be in a bowl. [laughter] anheuser-busch hired diel ton promote bud lights sales down 75% and now company is talking about resigning the labels.mp anhere s the new label. and actually, here is my suggestion. [laughter] i mean, let s be honest. she seems like a barrel of laughs or at least 2 barrels. [laughter] and now with another company seems to be messing with their core audience. here you have 81-year-old martha stewart on this year s sports illustrated swimsuit issue. that is not bad for 81. and she is actually a woman. [laughter] martha has some wrinkles. but they are not on a scrotum. an underrated word, if you ask me. transgender pop star competitors is also on another cover and i know what you are seeking. who? exactly. name recognition or any medication at all does not matter as long as you tick a box. this one to make a box or rather package. it is for the marketing team. if you worried the product is not so, you are a transp
but the squads of racialf arsonists said his life on firel after nearly died.y now, alvin bragg s office is after the two other bravehero men who jumped in to help mr. penni subdue the crazed lunatic. razenow we witness the samen perverse insanity in the openen border crisis caused by joe biden. the mediaa loves the fraudulent asylum seekers flooding our country, routinely amplifying their wants, wants, their needs, their concerns and taking everything they say about their cases. ey say a c just it s gospel. got to believe it. so ranchers in texas, property consrs tired of the trash and all the resources this is consuming. well, they re just heartlessy re nativists. so villainize americans who sayc diffore migrantsan became more difficult, though, this week when minorities in cities like new york and chicago, they began protesting as well. these families and in some cases their adult males. nodon t feel safe having adult males with no health screenings ,no criminal b
the border, thousands more are coming every day than just last month, and that s before title 42 expires next thursday. plus, markets are soaring after the april jobs report blew away expectations, unemployment dropping back to its lowest level in more than 50 years. the good news may be short lived, especially if republicans and the white house can t agree on how to raise the debt limit in the next three and a half weeks. can the president tap into his decades of experience as a deal maker when it matters the most? we start, though, in texas where that highly anticipated surge of migrants crossing into the u.s. that we were expecting after title 42 expired next week has already begun. that s raising new fears about whether the immigration system can handle the growing humanitarian crisis, and what s in store for u.s. border communities with thousands more people still on their way. and the rio grande valley where the dhs secretary alejandro mayorkas will be speaking next
he s running today. an ambitious mo from a man so old he shouldn t buy green bananas. [laughter] greg: still joe biden made his formal announcement and you could tell because he had a cumber bun. but i wonder is personal freedom fundamental to who we are as americans and there is nothing more important. personal freedom is fundamental to who we are as americans. there is nothing month important, nothing more sacred. that s been the work of my first term, to fight for democracy. greg: around the country aren t maga lining up. while cutting taxes from the wealthy, dictating what healthcare decisions women with make. banning books and telling people who they can love, all making it more difficult for you to be able to vote. greg: i call that poppycock but that s what hunter calls his penis. [laughter] greg: but it is amazing that biden even slurs his words in recordings that are made with heavy editing. even john fetterman is like dude, get that man to a doctor. greg
could you hold these? [laughter] here you go. don t worry about a thing. it s going to be fine. there we go. going to be fine. and bud light made a giant mess on aisle 9. when they tried to make this the face of their cans. this month i celebrated my day 365 of woman hood and bud light sent me possibly the best gift ever, a can with my face on it. check out my instagram story to see how you can enjoy march madness with bud light and maybe win some money, too. lovia. cheers. go team. whatever team you love i love, too. okay. lovia, break a leg. pete: playing a character. bud light is trying to play it all up by trying to get back on our good side. they claim no senior bud light executive new about the trans can which actually makes it worse. because that means junior edge employees had no doubt that bud s woke corporate culture would, of course, support celebrating 365 days of a man pretending to be a girl. so today budweiser put out an ad with a spliced up compilation wit