[ light laughter ] donald trump is reportedly considering arriving at his inauguration by helicopter, and so is chris christie. [ light laughter ] take me with you i cant go back to new jersey former Trump Campaign manager Cory Lewandowski said today that Donald Trumps presidency will make it okay for people to say Merry Christmas again. Cory, weve always been allowed to say Merry Christmas, its just no one says it to you. [ light laughter ] a Skin Care Company has launched a new cream designed to combat neck wrinkles. Im sorry, neck wrinkles. [ light laughter ] when i say neck, my neck seizes up. It is like oh, my neck is ringing. [ light laughter ] keep talking, all right, here we go. A Skin Care Company has launched a new cream designed to combat neck wrinkles formed by looking down at phones and laptops. No words on how to combat the neck wrinkles formed by looking down on immigrants. [ audience oohs ] [ cheers and applause ] took a while. Took a while. We got there. We got there.
And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 572. Steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hi, Everyone Welcome [ cheers and applause ] welcome welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. This is it. You made it. [ cheers and applause ] youre here. Youre watching. Thank you very much. Hot crowd tonight. Heres what people are talking about, you guys. I saw that president obama was in greece yesterday, to meet with the greek prime minister. Birthplace of democracy to say, spoiler alert. [ laughter and applause ] thats right, obama began his final foreign trip in athens, greece. While back at the white house joe biden held his final toga party as vice president. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] dads gone was like a are we the conga line . What are we doing . [ cheers and applause ] its like a pizza on the turntable. Steve yeah. Jimmy or the record, i dont know. Steve somebody playing the base. Jimmy dads gone. We didnt do anything, dad. [
[ light laughter ] donald trump is reportedly considering arriving at his inauguration by helicopter, and so is chris christie. [ light laughter ] take me with you i cant go back to new jersey former Trump Campaign manager Cory Lewandowski said today that Donald Trumps presidency will make it okay for people to say Merry Christmas again. Cory, weve always been allowed to say Merry Christmas, its just no one says it to you. [ light laughter ] a Skin Care Company has launched a new cream designed to combat neck wrinkles. Im sorry, neck wrinkles. [ light laughter ] when i say neck, my neck seizes up. It is like oh, my neck is ringing. [ light laughter ] a Skin Care Company has launched a new cream designed to combat neck wrinkles formed by looking down at phones and laptops. No words on how to combat the neck wrinkles formed by looking down on immigrants. [ audience oohs ] [ cheers and applause ] took a while. Took a while. We got there. We got there. A long walk. [ light laughter ] faceb
America, reggie filsamie. And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 586, michigan steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, thats what im talking about right there. Welcome. Thank you so much. Please enjoy yourself. Welcome, everybody. Welcome, welcome, welcome. Welcome to the tonight show. This is it. You made it. [ cheers and applause ] a great show we have. First, heres what people are talking about. This is pretty big, on the today show this morning, Time Magazine announced that donald trump is its person of the year. [ audience groans ] [ cheers ] then al roker said, now lets check out the protests happening in your neck of the woods. [ laughter and applause ] get this, there are reports that trump will be getting a a goldendoodle puppy when he takes office. [ light laughter ] and this is very interesting. To teach it how to beg and roll over, they actually brought in mitt romney. [ laughter and applause ] isnt that amazing . Steve really .
[ light laughter ] donald trump is reportedly considering arriving at his inauguration by helicopter, and so is chris christie. [ light laughter ] take me with you i cant go back to new jersey former Trump Campaign manager Cory Lewandowski said today that Donald Trumps presidency will make it okay for people to say Merry Christmas again. Cory, weve always been allowed to say Merry Christmas, its just no one says it to you. [ light laughter ] donald trump said today that he doesnt believe that russia interfered with his election in any way. Well, technically all he said was, nyet. [ light laughter ] i got [ cheers and applause ] got those Rosetta Stone tapes. Sea world announced yesterday they will layoff more than 300 employees across the country. Which explains that walmart greeter i saw this weekend. [ light laughter ] so hard getting that whale to pose for that photo. A Skin Care Company has launched a new cream designed to combat neck wrinkles. Im sorry, neck wrinkles. [ light laug