Greg t thank you. Oh, it was for everybody. Happy wednesday, everyone. So too big surprises. O donald trump has won enoughs delegates to become the gops presumptive nominee and joe biden is still alive. Politico is reporting that bidens advance team is full of, quote, turmoil and toxicity, using the same phrase to describepresiden the president s underwear. Onderwearh, i know who writes filth. You do. Filth . I know. Scientists are reportedly close to resurrecting the extinct mas Wooly Mammoth after a stem cell breakthrough. Bthey were able to do this by harvesting cells from the mammoths distant cousin. Its not fair to pachyderms. Ogiz i know that would apologize to the Wooly Mammoth. Hong kongs newest superhero is an animated called. After speaking of animated turds. Not we didnt even writen a punchline. A Spring Breaker admitted to cocaine use in an interview on Fox And Friends and her friends and family weretraged outraged that she appeared on Fox And Friends is there for that. Chu
to the breaking news tonight. now, former president donald j. trump has been indicted by a criminal court in new york city . he will be arraigned ink that wl manhattan at some point next week. we are told will likelyke new be tuesday. fake news. cncnn is reporting that he coull face over 30 charges. in a statement, trump is saying, quote, political persecution and election interference at the highesution ant level in hit from the time i camehe down the golden escalator trump tower, and even before i wasfore sworn in as your president of pt the u.s., the radical left t democrats, the enemy of the hard working men and women of this country. they have been engaged in a a witch to destroy the makey th america great again movement. now, you remember it just like i do. russia, russia, russiae , the muehler hoke s, ukraine, ukraine, ukraine, impeachment, hoke s one impeachment hoke s to the illegal and unconstitutional mar-a-lago rage. and now this. he s right after years ofn partis
Thats right. Thats right. Thank you. Thank you. Thank for your underwhelming response. Happu for y monday, everyone. Y d lets do some jokes. Donald trumps ex attorney, cohen, took the stand today in the hush money trial. We dont have Footagtodae Becaun cameras arent allowed in the courtroom. In the cou of cohenaget leaving and having lunch with your. Meanwhile, also in new york. The new play, coproduced by hillary, is bombing on broadway. [ all right. Yeah. And like her husband, bill,t shes not very good at filling seats. Do you know what that means . I dont. According to a shocking new study, many patientsaccordi on life support actually recover. So there should never be a rusah to pull the plug. Finally, some good news ford joe bidenen. In an from 2018 reveals that actress Stormy Daniels maw y be lying on the stand about her sexual encounter with donald trump. He encouleaving her with egg onr face or something similar in the interview. Intervie daniels insisted it wasnt a me too situ
and happy wednesday, everyone. back. hahaha, yeah, yeah. control yourself. choo so remember back in grade t school when the teacher would leave the room and tell everyone to behave while she was gone? thatgone? the room went wild. it s how i got my first tattoo. goti d show you. but the fcc doesn t allow frontal, so it was greatit s gre with the teacher gone, right? but remember how after a while, it would get ugly. the bullying and the fights woulit wouldy.d start. things would get tossed around the room. and by things i mean me. ea so when the teacher came back, you were sort of relievede . your heart. you knew the class needed a grown up to keep things from chao knews. h brin which brings us to america. can someone pleasegs call int the teacher back into the room and not so they can with theirah students? although that helps. but to savough that e from the . every weekend we re seeing the same storiesen violent mobs disrupting and destroying our cities. it makes
Enough improvement in terms of ethics and corruption that they were okay with and they gave a sign offav guarant the billion dollar loan guarantee that joe biden was supposed to delive joe bidr two months later in december of 2015. is that truer ? that is true.d and that s just we just found o that outut week. i can t believe no one asked that question before. bun t it appears that joe biden created this narrative in the medi a, went along with it that shokin was corrupt and he needed to be terminated. now, we found correspondence from the obama administration that applauded the reform efforts that shokin the ukrainian prosecutor had done. and is it also true after that october policy change, that in december fourth, to be exact, that hunter biden wasbe meeting with burisma executives in dubai? and while that meeting was going on, this was a critical moment because burisma desperatels a y d.c. help to get rid of shokin, who was