really comes to mind. there is nothing like sharing a stage with donald trump. donald wanted me drug tested before last night s debate. and look, i got to tell you, i am so flattered that donald thought i used some sort of performance enhancer. now, actually, i did. it s called preparation. [ cheers and applause ] and looking back, i ve had to listen to donald for three full debates. and he says i don t have any stamina. that is 4 1/2 hours. i have now stood next to donald trump longer than any of his campaign managers. now, look, i have deep respect
welcome back. we keep talking about this al smith dinner here in new york tonight because it got so stress filled, nasty and contentious so quickly, of course fueled by what happened on that debate stage last night in las vegas, which was then referenced by both candidates tonight. you know last night i called hillary a nasty woman. but this stuff is all relative. after listening to hillary rattle on and on and on, i don t think so badly of rosie o donnell anymore. donald wanted me drug tested before last night s debate. and, look, i got to tell you, i am so flattered that donald thought i used some sort of
some of the jokes. donald trump was not self-deprecating and hillary clinton also by trump standard, i think she certainly was a little lighter handed but by the standard of other candidates in other years, she also had very pointed jokes and also a serious political message. there were some jokes that landed. here s a sampling. hillary accidentally bumped into me and she very civilly said pardon me. and i very politely replied let me talk to you about that after i get into office. donald wanted me drug tested before last night s debate. and look, i got to tell you, i am so flattered that donald thought i used some sort of performance enhancer. now, actually, i did.
taxes. but as the saying goes, if you can t beat em, go on fox news and call em a genius. so as i ve said, we ve now had our third and thankfully final debate. sharing a stage with donald trump is like, well, nothing really comes to mind. there is nothing like sharing a stage with donald trump. donald wanted me drug tested before last night s debate. and look, i got to tell you, i am so flattered that donald thought i used some sort of performance enhancer. now, actually, i did. it s called preparation. [ cheers and applause ] and looking back, i ve had to listen to donald for three full
donald wanted me drug tested before last night s debate. and i got to tell you, i m so flattered that donald thought i used some sort of performance enhancer. now, actually i did. it s called preparation. and looking back, i ve had to listen to donald for three full debates, and he says i don t have any stamina. that is 4 1/2 hours. i have now stood next to donald trump longer than any of his campaign managers. now, look, i have deep respect for people like kellyanne conway. she s working day and night for donald and because she s a contractor, he s probably not even going to pay her.