You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in paris . They dont call it the quarter pounder with cheese . They dont have the metric system. What do they call it . Royale with cheese. Royale with cheese. What is the big mac . Lebig mac. You might as well be skyping from paris but youre in mcdonalds. Explain this to me. Bon jour. [ speaking in french ] are you okay . Having a seesh ure . Im in manhattan, you would never know it. Kelly is correcting your french. You cannot say. What is it . Got it. Maybe youve heard of it. Its called mcdonalds. Ill be damned. Ive been having the most wonderful experience since the moment i walked in the door. Ive been greeted by a hostess who helped me take my order on none other than a paddle on a pallet . No, thats spanish. Touch screen . Letouch screen. Who helped me place an order on le touch screen, and then i get a locator card. That lets my waiter know when my food is ready to find me wherever i am, i was about to sit down and get cozy w