Hey besties, the sun is shining and the dumpsters are full; dive in with me with this, your latest edition of. THE TRASH REPORT. Let Us Be Awkward Hypocrites Over Here Alone Please Portland was thrust into the national spotlight a couple of times recently, causing everyone to get very weird and uncomfortable. Most notably, President Joseph Robinette Biden popped down to PDX to laud the new airport ceilings and gently tease Representative Earl Blumenauer:.