can sit up in his chair. pretend like you re reading a magazine, and mommy. - margaret i m home. - now listen, i m telling him. - what a creep. - hi honey. - oh hello dear. - anything new and startling around here? - oh no no nothing at all. -hi bud. - hi dad. - wait daddy, wouldn t you like to sit down in your chair and relax? - oh i ll take em, you just sit down. (laughter) - what ve you got in this chair, thumbtacks, glue? - listen daddy, mr. james anderson, you are cordially invited to be the special guest of your daughter kathy at the pta meeting honoring our own father. - pta meeting what are you doing in a parent teacher affair? - i m gonna read your biography. - my biography? - which i wrote. - it s a school assignment. - and brother wait til you read it. - and you ll be my guest sitting right up there on the stage. but this biography is this anything i want read in a room full of parents and teachers? - well you won t be alone, you ll have two fellow sufferers. the