Can sit up in his chair. Pretend like youre reading a magazine, and mommy. Margaret im home. Now listen, im telling him. What a creep. Hi honey. Oh hello dear. Anything new and startling around here . Oh no no nothing at all. Hi bud. Hi dad. Wait daddy, wouldnt you like to sit down in your chair and relax . Oh ill take em, you just sit down. laughter whatve you got in this chair, thumbtacks, glue . Listen daddy, mr. James anderson, you are cordially invited to be the special guest of your daughter kathy at the pta meeting honoring our own father. Pta meeting what are you doing in a Parent Teacher affair . Im gonna read your biography. My biography . Which i wrote. Its a school assignment. And brother wait til you read it. And youll be my guest sitting right up there on the stage. But this biography is this anything i want read in a room full of parents and teachers . Well you wont be alone, youll have two fellow sufferers. Therell be two other fathers whose biographies are going to be