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on winning back gop control of the senate and holding on to the house. the u.s. supreme court taking on the toughest immigration laws. the justices hearing arguments on arizona senate bill 1070. the key question, who has the power. january brewer signed the bill into law two years ago. the obama administration sued arizona arguing that the federal government, not the state has the power to enforce emigration laws. we ll have a live report in 22 minutes. just across the street, a secret service sex scandal. nine secret service members forced out of their jobs after the encounter with prostitutes in colombia. lawmakers are just getting started. they are talking homeland security now with janet napolitano. she says she will not fire the secret service director. she did tell him what she exp t expects of him now. there are three things i immediately discussed with the director. one was to make sure the president s security was never at risk. two, make sure we institut ....

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This. when the ultrasound bill was picked up on our rachel maddow show and late night comedy secured the state. virginia has representatives this week passed a bill that required women to have a transvaginal ultrasound before having an abortion. really? now don t get me wrong. i love transvaginal. it s my favorite airline. i have so many miles on transvaginal that i always get upgraded to lady business. virginia wasn t done. they also passed a bill saying life begins at conception. what s next? life begins at last call? wow. anyway, making light of a subject that matters to a lot of people, obviously, there. jennifer, let me ask about the other. virginia, they might have felt they got too close to the precipice for their own electoral good especially if the governor wants to be on the ticket. the big guy up in new jersey who clearly wants to get on the ....

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Detailed text transcripts for TV channel - CNN - 20110206:19:20:00

Mr. president, for future generations, do you want to be remembered as ronald reagan the actor or ronald reagan, president of the united states? isle take this one. yes. i would like to be remembered for this. i made some pictures that i was proud of. i also made some that i hope will never show up on the late, late show. the studio didn t want them good. it wanted them thursday. so, no, i would like to i would hope that i ve accomplished something for which i would be remembered. thank you, mr. president. ronald reagan back in 1984 making a joke, trademark ronald reagan there, making light of his acting career, made some good ones, made some not so good ones. bill bennett, you know, a lot of people thought ronald reagan the actor, he s not serious. he can t be a serious candidate for governor. no way can he be a serious candidate for president. ....

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Designed for you. completely. yeah. my writer nailed that script, didn t he? i wish i could take credit for that, but it s kind of like the discussion that we had this morning. how are we going to talk about pamela anderson and tax bills. okay. he made it work. all we need to do, we ll make it work. all we have to do is have rob marciano jumping in and saying he didn t know what the irs was going to do. let me tell you about this because this is important, kyra. while i m making light of the other situation there, 15 million people are out of work. so obviously this is a really big deal when you come down to tax day like this, but just like pamela anderson, the government is going to work with you. of course, that means you have to file a return. they can t work with you unless you do that part first. whether you do it today or through an extension, you have to file a return. don t wait for the irs to come to you because then there will be penalties and interest to pay. that intere ....

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