Liz DyeDecember 28, 2020 05:15 PM Louie Gohmert Has Thoughts About The Anal Opening. Louie Gohmert. The Anal Opening. Gohmert. Louie Gohmert and Kelli Ward walk into a bar, and the average IQ in Cantina Stupida drops 30 points. Unfortunately, the dumbest man in congress and Chemtrail Kelli, the current chair of the Arizona GOP, haven t been spreading their dim in some backwoods watering hole. They ve actually filed a federal lawsuit against Mike Pence to stop the January 6 certification of Joe Biden s presidential win. Because this is 2020. Let s back up to last week when #PenceCard was trending on Twitter. The theory, which was being huffed like dollar store spray paint in the lowest rent corners of Wingnuttistan until Trump retweeted it, went like this: