but i think this will explain why i did. now, this is the ordinary, inexpensive violin that i use just on my television shows. and this is the $30,000 stradivarius that i use in my concerts. i m going to show you why this is worth now first, listen to this cheap one. this is a cheap one. just listen to it. (scratchy tuneless playing) now, here is my stradivarius. (audience laughter) you see? there s no substitute for quality. would someone take these violins off, please? (audience applause) (audience laughter) keep awake. there ll be no sleeping while he s on. - milton! come back here. - what do you want? - look, milton, why would you come out here before you were supposed to? - you re getting so why would you? you would be kidding. you asked for somebody to help you, so i brought the violins, i took them off. other people getting laughs. - that s not true. it hurts, but i can stand it. (audience laughter) - never mind. just get off the stage, and come back when you re int
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