Right. Okay. I guess thatll do it. Welc its friday so you know what that means. Lets welcome tonightome tonig. Hes so bland, hes getting sued by Rice Cakesy , cohostd of fox and friends. First, todd pyro. Hes a lawyer named trustee, which is like a cop named frisky, former Trump Attorney a and doj prosecutor Jim Trusttty if you dont buy her new book,a shell have to learn how to cook your ties. Ws bestselling Author And Fox News Contributor can tell hes stronger than gravity and puts up with my depravity. New york times best yet. Yes. All right. Before we get to some new stories, lets d o this. Gregs gregs leftovers. Do number up. But above all right, whe its leftoversre i. Week. I read the jokes. We did news this week. And as always,an its my firsty time reading them, so they. Will bake Joe Mackey into a giant cake and send it to Brian Stelter. Now, the Movie Beetlejuiceetj opens in theaters today. Its aboutui a dead guy who wano to return to the world of the living. And thats a plot t
And welcome to hannItYIt and big news from new York CItY. The sentencing of trumpf s bogs socalled hush moneY case, which was perfectlY legas Perfln Nda put together bY a lawYer labeled as a Business Expense a Misdemeanor Statute of limItations expired. Oh, that case that should be vacated because of the supreme court immunItY ruling. use ofwell, at least Its been delaYed until after the election. Well get reactionon. Harbor will react to this as a big polItical win for Donald Trump. Plus, the ap, a. K. A. Nald. The associated pravda. Well, theY might as well be on the paYroll of the Harris Campaign. Were going to show You their latest Fake Smear against j. D. Vance. Just a moment. But first, The One And OnlY debate scheduled betweenanY. Trump and Kamala Harris is on tuesdaY. Itl be in philadelphia. David muir, linseY davis. TheY will moderate the debatdavd for abc. Now, keep in mind, this is Awor Network that detests donaldr an trump. We have shown You that over and over againd. It is
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Scott Beggs Scott Beggs stop. And i would blush if i had any blood in my body. Happy thursday, everyone. So its been two days since cnn announced theyre bringing back brian stelter. Two days. And already Jake Tapper has had to bring back his refrigerator once again to buy. The doj has formally accused russia of election interference. I guess whats old is new. If your president has dementia. Liz cheney says shes voting for Kamala Harris. Well, then kamala has my vote, says one man. Thats benedict arnold. For all you non history buffs. A Las Vegas woman told police she stole an expensive casket containing a body because she blacked out from drinking. But dont worry, the corpse was returned safely. Hunter biden pled guilty to tax evasion. He tried to use an alford plea, which would have allowed him to plead while maintaining his innocence. Guess he wanted to have it both ways. Which he also wrote off on his taxes. California is mulling a requiring cars to tell drivers when theyre speeding
I doubt that. I know. Ha ha ha. I, i feel the same way about me. Happy wednesday, everyone. Oh, boy. Brian stelter returning to cnn. The network also announced also will be cafeteria open 24 hours a day. Cnn claims that stelters hiring is a bold Move Mov to increase their Workplace Diversity by adding a potato. Ry and who better to cover Joe Bidens last days than a vegetable . You know, brian claimed that getting fired was the best thing that ever happened to him. Even better than getting married, having kids or when wendys created the baconatohar in sandwich. Fun fact, after Being Firedhe ,stelter said he had moved to a Horse Farm, but nowre that finished eating, hes ready to return to work. Cnn staffers expressed little pleasure in stelters return, but many were hopeful that this time around hE Gets his own bathroomrn. T stelter will once again publish a reliable sources newsletter, but also get his own streaming service. Cnn plus size never over, but cnn and Brian Stelter are a perf