Fart, but is actually silent but deadly. Mike pence is refusing to stand behind plexiglass at his debate with Kamala Harris tomorrow. Blows my mind. Forget plexiglass. After what weve seen at the white house this week the only place pence should be allowed to debate is inside an aquarium made of purelle. But we cant talk about those stories today because donald trump is back at the white house. Yep. He did that thing that tough guys do in the movies where they tear the i. V. Out of the army and say, im checking myself out of this hospital then he very carefully walk down the steps to his car. Look how he pats the banister like a puppy. Needs to reassure himself its there just in case. This covid thing is a rale dilemma for President Trump because sick man leaves hospital to continue to get roundtheclock medical attention at home is not exactly a flattering story, but sick man kicks virus ass and can never get sick again, thats a good story. I just left Walter Reed Medical Center and i learned so much about coronavirus, and one thing thats for certain, dont let it dominate you. Dont be afraid of it. Were going back, were going back to work, were going to be out front. As your leader, i had to do that. I knew there was danger to it, but i had to do it. I stood out front, i led. Nobody thats a leader would not do what i did. And i know theres a risk, theres a danger, but thats okay. And now im better, and maybe im immune. I dont know. Trevor maybe im immune maybe im spiderman and i can shoot webs out of my wrists, who knows what the hell kind of a thing is that to say . Maybe im immune, i dont know . Sounds like the last thing a frat bro says right before he drinks the toilette water for 20 bucks at least we know how trump is going to try to spin this whole episode. You know, its not that he was so reckless andig nonprofit that he got himself and possibly many other people dangerously sick. Its that, as a leader, he was brave enough to confront the virus head on. Just like the only way to study Marine Biology is to get eaten by a walrus. Now that i think about it, its actually an amazing excuse. From now on im definitely pretending dim shit i do is actually brave leadership. Guys, i had to accidently eat too many edibles and freak out in the park because if i didnt confront the talking squirrels, who would . And of course, trumping trump. Every second of his return to the white house was choreographed for maximum television impact. This morning, President Trump is back at the white house. The president stood on a balcony and removed his mask in a dramatic gesture. A double thumbs up, a salute and no mask. The president is going inside those doors. Then he comes back out still without a mast mask on apparently to reshoot his entrance into the white house. Its four people within close proximity of the president who, of course, like we said, is not wearing a mask. This is part of the stained entrance that the president is making where he wants to be back at the white house. Trevor goddam the dude ripped his mask off the second he got home and i know trump thinks this is a triumphant moment, but hes presumably still riddled with covid and hes about to walk indoors and expose everyone inside . This wasnt a photo op, it was a biological attack on the white house. There was a photographer standing right next to him. That dude is the worlds unluckiest instagram boyfriend. I cant believe this. This is trump putting his own staff at risk. You would think he would be a lot more careful about protecting his own staff. This is coronavirus, not a prison sentence. You cant just pardon them afterwards. No more corona. Youre good. What . Doesnt work like that . Okay, my bad. Now, it would be hard to believe that trump getting infected, going to the hospital and then going home once he was slightly less sick is some kind of impressive victory for him. But team trump wants to go even further, and theyre trying to convince you that trump getting covid is why you should vote for him. The president has coronavirus right now. He is battling it head on as toughly as only President Trump can. The president , by fighting this, is kind of leading the way. I mean, hes a general that leads from the front. Hes not asking people to take risks that he doesnt take. Thats what America Needs now, we need somebody whos going to get us to realize that we can live with this risk. This is like when the general gets wound bid the invisible enemy, goes and gets patched up and then gets right back to the front lines. U. S. Senator Marshall Blackburn took to twitter to celebrate. She says, President Trump has once again defeated china. Welcome home. He has experience as commanderinchief, as a businessman, now has experience fighting the coronavirus as an individual. Those firsthand experiences, joe biden, he doesnt have those. Trevor really . Joe biden doesnt have the experience of being infected with corona . Man, you almost got to appreciate the balls of the trump campaign. Who else would come out and say, look, do we really want to vote for someone who understands how masks work . By that logic, trump cant understand any issue till he gets his ass kicked by it first. He should be going around, like, how can joe biden say to the Auto Industry when he has smashed his hand closed in the trunk, aaahhh im ready. Theres nothing noble about getting corona because you refused to be safe. But if theyre claiming trump gained valuable experience by personally being infected by the coronavirus, well, what exactly is it that trump learned . Today the president sending this message, tweeting the president of the United States comparing it to the flu yet again, going back to messaging he used in march. Trevor aaahhh i cant believe were back to this. Its just like the flu . Were back to this . How are we back to this . Look, i dont know how its possible to see all the damage that coronavirus has done this year, then get seriously sick from it yourself, and then come out of the hospital and say its no big deal, its just like the flu . You know, you would think that somewhere along that journey trump would pick up a tiny, tiny bit of knowledge. But, hey, maybe hes immune to that, too. I dont know. All right, we have to take a quick break. But when we come back, well tell you why hiding information about the president s health is a Great American tradition. Okay. This is going to be a disaster. Oh, dont touch it. Please dont touch it. Dont touch it. I cant fall with the fake news watching. Touching. Youre touching. I dont want touching. Oaf, boy, why, why, why . Why did they do this . Im hurting myself. I made a bad decision on one bad decision. That was not exactly a good decision. Bad decision. Very bad. Horrible decision. I want to go back. This is a disaster. Well, ~bleep . Dynanana, nana, nana, eh dynanana, nana, nana, eh dynanana, nana, nana, eh light it up, dynamite shining through the city with a little funk and soul so ima light it up like dynamite cause, ahah, shining through the city with a little funk and soul ima light it up like dynamite, whoa is someone trying to steal your butterfinger . Call the bfi. Woah. Im going in. No one lays a finger on your butterfinger. fisherman vo ce how do i register to vote . Ential election. No one lays a finger hmm . Hmm . Hmm . woman on porch vo can we vote by mail here . grandma vo youll be safe, right . daughter vo yes four girls vo the polls voted grandma vo go out and vote its so important man at poll vo woo grandma vo its the most important thing you can do the daily social distancing show. The most important story in america right now is President Trumps health, and whats weird about that is we dont really know much about it at all. Despite President Trumps tweet that he was feeling better than he did 20 years ago, serious questions remain about the actual state of his health. People have the right to demand to know more. This is information that the public has a claim to. What does a scan of his lungs show . When did he last test negative for the virus . Weve not had a real medical report from this president , unlike previous president s. This is the first president weve not had a full medical report, a really transparent disclosure. This is not a partisan issue. Everybody should have Accurate Information about the president s health. I think its scary for the country. I think this is an unprecedented moment where we dont know whats going on. Trevor this really shows you where were at now. People are begging for more information about trumps body. Part of the reason secrecy makes everyone nervous is because we all know if trumps lungs were clear, he would never shut up about it. He would be telling us he has the best lungs ever, they passed all their tests, theyre identifying rhinos left and right. Now on the surface, might seem like hiding his Health Problems from the American People is yet another example o of breaking te norms of the presidency like not releasing his tax returns or eating the thanksgiving turkey instead of pardoning. Turns out theres a long history of american president s keeping their Health Secrets from the public. Being president is a weird job, because in a democracy, the president is the leader of the country, but theyre also an employee. So do president s have the right to keep their Health Problems to themselves . Well, throughout history, president s have answered yes. Eisenhower was the first president to actually open up medical records, but when a bad event happened, they went into kind of a coverup mode. September 195 5rbgs he was in colorado and had a massive i mean massive heart attack and, instead, his personal doctor told the press it was indigestion. After Ronald Reagan was shot in 1981, the white house released a photo showing him standing with nancy reagan, cropping out a nurse holding a machine connected to a test tube and never revealing how close he came to dying. Kennedy flatly denied his addisons disease a hormonal deficiency that can cause fatigue, low Blood Pressure and weight ross but he had it. While in office he took as many as eightmationings a day to function, including pai painkil, stimulants, hormones the man was a walk pharmacy. F. D. R. Was never transparent about his health. He tried to hide he used a wheelchair for years and largely got away with it. If secret Service Agents saw a not foretaking a photographer taking a picture of roosevelt getting out of his car theyd seize the camera and tear out the film. Trevor they went all out to make sure they didnt see him in a wheelchair. Isnt it weird we never saw the president stand up or walk . Hes lazy as shit, okay . No more questions. Move on. Trevor at least back then, you could tear out someones film in their camera. In 2020, the moment someone points a camera at you, youre already a meme. Its, like, give me that phone gimme that phone gimme gimme gimme gimme that phone but, yes, throughout American History, administrations did whatever it took to keep secrets about the president s health from lying about f. M. D. R. s wheelchair by confiscating cameras, to lying about bill clintons asthma by hiding his inhaler in a saxophone. Hiding Health Conditions goes all the way back to lincoln. Why do you think he was wearing a top had . Had a conjoined twin under that, guys. Thats real. I saw it on facebook. The only american president who didnt get away with it was president taft. Man, they spilled all the tea on that guy. Poor dude got stuck in a bathtub once,er and were still talking about it 100 years later. Then theres Grover Cleveland, 22nd president and worlds most adorable grover. Yeah, i said it, grover, you mutant smurf. When it came to keeping secrets, president cleveland took it to a whole new level. Its hard to imagine an american president dropping out of sight for nearly a week, but thats exactly what happened in 18 3, when Grover Cleveland underwent secret cancer surgery. Back in 1893, Grover Cleveland actually had a cancerous tumor in the roof of his mouth. He didnt want anybody to know, so they snuck him on to a yacht. He had a friend with a yacht so the cover story is im going on a fisher trip and, while they were on the boat, the operation took place. Six doctors recruited, all sworn to secrecy, and in about 90 minutes they removed most of his upper ballet, five teeth and most of his upper jaw as well. They kept the press add bay. They kept them at a distance on cape cod until the wound was healed for about three weeks. Then he was fitted with a prosthetic device he popped up in his left jaw. By and large the seeke secret hr 23 years. Trevor nobody heard from the president for three weeks . Major coverup grover cede that move stars do when they get butt implants. Yeah, i guess my butt got big, you know how vacations are. But surgery on a boat in 1893 . And dont forget, they had dragons back then. President cleveland was a sitting duck out there i saw that on facebook. Thats a real thing, right . I dont know why cleveland went through all this trouble. If i were a president with a fake jaw, i would own that shit, baby. I would use it to intimidate other foreign leaders. Whats that, china . You going to put sanctions on us . Check this out aaahhh and look, maybe its not a big problem if a president shiedz some dental work or a mild pill addiction i mean, as long as they can still do the job, whats the difference . But theres one case of a president that got so sick that he could dont the job and they still didnt tell the American People. Woodrow wilson had a stroke that not even his closest advisors knew about. His last year and a half almost a year and a half in office, he was incapacitated. His wife tried to conceal how bad it was. Turns out he was partially blind, partially paralyzed, he was lying upstairs in a bed in the white house growing a beard, and they pretended that it was not that bad. His wife and doctor told the cabinet and Vice President , hes okay, wie got this. You just cant see him. Hes in seclusion upstairs and well pass down his decisions. They told the public the leader was suffering from exhaustion. Many say edith wilson effectively ran the country for that time. Trevor you act like this is a fun quirk of American History but yall had a straightup coup. Also a secret woman president . Guys, thats huge. Why dont people talk about this more . Who run the world . Girls. But behind the scenes while getting none of the credit . Girls. So, yes, america has a proud history of president s misleading the public ability their health. So from now on when you hear about trump or doctors withholding medical information dont stress. This might be the most president ial thing donald trump has ever done. And if you dont know, now you know. Time for a short break. Dont go away. When we come back, roy wood, jr. Goes postal and Jason Sudeikis is still on the show. Dont go away. You see all these examples of president s who had poor health and also received poor healthcare. 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But i like the smell of it. [music playing] the daily social distancing show. Yesterday, the u. S. Supreme court upheld a law in South Carolina that requires mailin voters to have their absentee ballot witnessed by one other person. Which, in these days of pandemic isolation, is going to make it hard for some people to vote at all. Turns out, though, South Carolina isnt the only state making it more difficult for people to vote by mail, and youre asking how that can be . Well, our very on roy wood, jr. Has more. The rona election is upon us and vote by mail is the only way people will be able to vote safely but not all states are making it easy. The Supreme Court approving a request from South Carolina to reinstate a law requiring absentee ballots to have a witness signature. The process of notizing your absentee ballot in missouri has been closely watched by local civil rights groups. Voters in texas are confused about what exactly is allowed in our state. If you put on your application that you want to vote by mail because of covid, that application must be rejected. Damn, states like texas and South Carolina really are actively limiting absentee voting. To find out more i spoke with mirna perez an expert in american voting rights. Madam perez, bring us up to speed. Where are we with vote big mail in this country now . Were going to have glitches, but every state in the country has a vote by mail process. We have been using vote by mail since the civil war. But we still have a handful of states that are going to put barriers in front of the ballot box forcing people to choose between their health and exer sighs their fundamental right to vote. Why are some states like texas making it so hard for people to vote by mail . Theres no other explanation other than theyre worried about how their own voters will vote. Makes perfect sense. The people in charge of voting making sure people cant vote. Makes sense to me. And surprise, most people pushing back against vote by mail are controlled by republicans. If you ask them, theyll say theres a perfectly good reason for limiting absentee ballots. President trump warned for months that ex panged voting by mail because of pandemic will lead to massive voter fraud. Extraordinary confusion and chaos in the aftermath. It is open to fraud and coercion. A postman in a very republican district for examiner could throw out every ballot he gets. There will be no ramifications for that. We know rogue mailmen can be dangerous. These are postal workers kim wyman says her state system is proof that voting by mail works. Our state votes entirely by mail and we have since 2011, so we mail every voter thats eligible a ballot about 20 days before election day and then they get to vote when convenient for them. Why should i trust your mo seases . Why should the other 49 states trust what you are doing . Because we have spent about 20 years fine tuning in, building in the security measures so when people attack it and call it into question and say theres fraud, we can demonstrate its secure, and we can show how it really empowers everyone to participate. Have you told your republican colleagues and other states about this . They dont seem too interested in expanding vote by mail. Well, we have been working with all 50 states, and, certainly, different states are in different places in terms of their technology and capacity for mailin voting. But i think every one of my counterparts wants to empower voters, giving them options to choose top vote at home or in person and i am confident by november they will be ready. You say your office has been in contact with all the other states . Yes, we have. Could you talk to texas one more time . I think they sent you to voicemail. Check with texas. I will. Wyman, a republican, insists this should not be a partisan issue and, yet, it seems like it is. Colorados secretary of state Jenna Griswold has another word for it. That is Voter Suppression, trying to make it harder for americans to use the best way to vote during a pandemic is Voter Suppression. We shouldnt force americans to risk their health to cast a ballot. A lot of republicans dont like vote by mail and use the argument of ballot tampering and you can take the ballots and throw them in the trash somewhere. What do you say to those critics . Colorado shows the opposite. In two out of the three last general elections, more Republican Voters have used the mailin ballots than democrats. Wait. So republicans are fighting to stop something that statistically has worked to their advantage in some states . You know, thats totally true. I would call that biting the hand that feeds you but seems like republicans just ate the whole damn arm. So Voter Suppression plain and simple but with only weeks left till the election, is there anything we can do to ensure peoples ability to vote . Listen, madam secretary, what you are doing is amazing. You have my full support. Too bad theres nothing i could do to help, but good luck. The good news for you, roy, is you could sign up to be a poll worker. Oh oh, you mean work at what day . What day is election day . Thats a tuesday in november . First tuesday. Yeah, im not open. Im sorry. But its okay, roy, we have early voting. Where you available on october 19th . Jenna roy, i know youre not frozen. How about november 2 . Im frozen. Im froze. Im froze. Im frozen. For the love of god, make sure you check with your states to vote by mail this year. Trevor thank you so much for that, roy. All right, when we come back, ill be talking to the one and only Jason Sudeikis. Dont go away. Ial distancing show. So earlier today, i spoke with actor and comedian Jason Sudeikis. Hes got an incredible new show on apple tv about an american who goes to england to run a soccer team. Theyre still in this thanks to the stellar play you have reynolds. You know what, never mind. Im going with my gut. Someone check the cristal palace. No, i dont want to know about any other game going on any other place. Okay, look, we are not playing for a tie. Aint nobody here going to kiss their sister. What . Which is an earn phrase im realizing does not exist here because thats good because its creepy and i hate it myself but i said it because to have the adrenaline and nerves but we are playing because of a win, a win and end. Right . Yeah. You are starting the second half. Start warming up. Trevor thank you for joining me. We can only the daily social distancing show. Thanks for having me. Trevor this is so amazing. Ive learned so many things by this apple plus documentary. I dented know you went to coach a Football Team in england. I was watching and i said, this is crazy, Jason Sudeikis just went to england, i dont know when you went, and all of a sudden you were coaching a british Football Team afc richmond. I hadnt heard of them. Thats an amazing story. Thats a Television Program, not a documentary. You might be thinking of all or nothing on amazon, but the thing on apple plus, thats a narrative show that we wrote, im acting, im doing a funny voice. They call me ted lasso, right, thats not my name. Trevor in soccer, people have names. Like al nindino. I think that is his named. Trevor its like pele. No ones named pele. Pele gershburg. Trevor no, i see what youre doing. Jason sudeikis messing with me. No, no, i see what youre doing. I know its a documentary because i saw the fans in the crowd. Its real soccer matches. No they call those s. A. S, supporting actors in the u. K. We call them extras here. One of the many cultural differences we explore on the Television Program which you watch which is not a documentary. Trevor are you saying everybody in the show is an actor . Yeah, everybody. Yeah. Trevor everybodys an actor . The players are actors . Yes. Trevor you are acting . Debatably, yes. Trevor the owner of the team is acting. 100 . Trevor and the fans are acting. Yes, boy, oh are they ever. They were probably watching little to nothing. Theyre probably the best actors of the bunch. Trevor how did you make it seem there were giant soccer matches happening if there werent giant soccer matches happening . Okay. Well, we hired people to pretend to be the other teams. We hired people to pretend to be part of manchester city. We hired cameramen, you know, to film it. Trevor i know how tv is made. Im not an idiot. I dont know what more to tell you here. Theres like an opening title sequence, theres a song. Trevor theres a song that plays before the news, before i watch cnn, it would be, bahbababa, this is cnn. But they dont show Anderson Cooper sitting on a chair and theres a whole trevor ill play your game. Lets say this was a tv show, not a documentary. Okay. Trevor even though its your face, your facial hair, youre talking to players. So what is the story about . Ted lasso . Is that his name . And hes this american guy who goes to england to become a coach of the team and he knows nothing about the sport . Bingo. Thats it. How much did you watch . Trevor the whole thing. And you thought it was a doc. Trevor it got renewed tore a second season, and i said, of course, we want to see more of where it ends up. I want to see how Jason Sudeikis coach as team during a pandemic. Its credits at the end where it has the fake names trevor who watches credits . Whos ever watched credits . Do you have an apple tv . Do you know what happens when you watch the show . You click on the next thing, it gets to the last, it says, do you want to watch the next episode, you say yes. When youre watching cable tv, the credits shrink and the next tv shows starts. Cant read that. Its like terms and conditions. No one watches credits. Youre not wrong. Very few people do. From my perspective thats a compliment that you thought i was really doing it. Yeah, i have to take it at that point. Is this after a lot of wine . Do you watch a lot of tv after a couple of bottles . Trevor i feel thats a very personal question to ask me on, like, a live you could ask me this after the interview. Im in my home, you know, like trevor but now i feel like thats a personal dig at me as a person. Why would that be a big . Trevor are you a drunk tv watcher . You said it in a very classy way but what you said to me is are you a drunk watcher of tv. No. Trevor are you depressed . Do you sit at home and drink wine and watch tv. I mean were you defenses down, was the selfeditor, the little voice inside of us chilled out. Maybe im being selfeffacing, a little humble. Trevor no, jason, i was sober and it was an amazing show and im not going to let you take that away from me. Your show was made in such a heartfelt way that i thought it was a documentary. And im willing to take that. Im the kind of person in therapy ive learned i can admit when ive made a mistake. My ego doesnt block me. Ive made a mistake. Im sorry your show is so amazing i thought it was a documentary. With game of thrones you know its a fake show because theres dragons. But when i watch a show about a soccer guy and its you and then like, you know what i mean . I do get it. Yeah, theres a big difference there. Trevor its not like you speak in a british accent. Youre american. Im sewer american. Trevor your voice is a little different, but i just thought you were trying to ingratiate yourself. Bring it on a little bit. No, i get that. We did fake stuff inside real stuff kind of like roger rabbit. Trevor you see, now i as we say in therapy, we may have missed each other on the freeway but we were both driving on the same road. True. Well said. Trevor and i apologize if i may have come off as hostile, that wasnt my intention. Hey, i understand it now. Sorry for, you know, insinuating it was through a drunken stupor that you may have gotten confused. Trevor i i appreciate that. Yeah. Trevor i dont have questions because i thought i was talking to you about a documentary so i dont have questions based on a tv show so we might have to reschedule. Maybe well do another interview because i have to go back now and rewatch the whole thing in, like, a different emotional state. I appreciate it. I cant wait to pass it on to folks there. You know, i assume we wont air this interview because this was a mess, you know trevor i cant do anything. I have to fill the time. So it is going to air. Trevor i couldnt put a show on tv because Jason Sudeikis lied. Next time come with a show that youre like just be explicit about it next time. Its always fun having you, and i love you, man. Thank you so much, jason. Hey, love you back, man. Keep doing the good stuff. You know what i mean . Trevor all right, my friend. All right. Trevor no one told me it was its supposed to be i saw its a documentary. What happened to jon stewart . Trevor thank you so much, jason. Well take a quick break but well be right back after this. R show for tonight but before we go the deadline to register to vote is coming up in many states, and if you havent registered yet or you arent sure if you have registered, well, time is running out to make sure you can vote in november. All you have to do is go to voting vote. Com to check your registration status and see your voting options. Also, tomorrow night is the Vice President ial debate, and were going to be doing Live Commentary during it. So follow us on social media so that you dont miss out. Until tomorrow, stay safe out there, wear a mask and remember, leadership is just a mistake you meant to do. Now here it is, your moment of zen. Back with me now former new york city mayor Rudy Giuliani hosted the podcast Rudy Giulianis common sense. Mayor, you heard joe biden there say if the Scientists Say its okay he is going to be up for the debate. The reality is, when i hear that response coughing but when you look at the polls, and i know everybody questions the polls and i hope that cough is not anything bad. Youre waiting for your test to come back so were hoping you will be healthy and well. I hope so, too ill let you know tomorrow. Yeah, let us know. Check back
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