greg: happy thursday everyone let s get started the former president bill clinton has a memoir coming out this fall about his life after the white house needless to say it is a pop-up book on the report claims that donald trump s spotify playlist includes suspicious minds by elvis, hello by lionel richie, november rain by guns and roses meanwhile president biden s playlist includes knocking on heavens door by bob dylan going to a friend tiger woods is saying no to sex during preparation on the masters no word if they will be switching to blue balls but not having sex in order to prepare for the masters apparently some people have been preparing for the masters for eight years new images at a healthcare event revealed visible markings from a cpap machine on biden s face his staff point to this as proof that he is breathing on wednesday joe rogan called the view a rabies infested henhouse the view responded saying clock clock clock [ inaudible ] that s how a hand with rabies
Joe Wallace, president of the Lexington Area Chamber of Commerce, and his staff aren’t usually in the entertainment business. They are usually elbow deep in supporting and encouraging the area
A new species of deep-sea cucumber has over 100 feet in alternating two or three rows. This means of course that when it plays the This Little Piggy nursery rhyme it needs to repeat it 25 times. The multi-footed walking banana is called Oneirophanta idsseica and discovered at depth up to 3.8 kilometers deep in the South China