masks don t work scientifically and you know what else? they don t work romantically. okay? during the pandemic, far too many people were tricked into thinking someone was way hotter than they really were because the mask was covering up 60% of their face. for example, here s a girl with a mask. okay? but here she is without it. [laughter] [cheers and applause] jimmy: just saying. yet lions gate studios in hollywood recently forced its employees to mask up against the wuhan coronavirus. that shouldn t shock anyone because they have always been scared to stand up to china. colleges also brought back mask mandates but if they were worried about students catching virus they would ban tinder. so if that offended some people and sorry if it burns when you pee, jamie. [laughter] jimmy: hey, luckily it s a