,yahoo! oh, yeah, i get it. i deserve it. , everyb happy monday, everybody. all right, let s get started. barack obamat s get barack met e biden and allegedly told him w donaldould trump would win if biden did make changes. biden replied, thank you, son. just park the car over there u know because you know he doesn t know where he is. speakintow whereg of presideo he has now presided over a record breaking 11 embassy evacuations. his second broken recor record after most kids snipped in one hour.. disgusting. two canadian men who were switched at birttwo ca werh a 7g years ago finally received a formal apology from the governmentll. e justin trudeau can relate after just finding out his dadus is fidel castro. ha ha. i don t know. according to newn t know dogs cn understand the meaning of nouns. also pretty good at understanding commands, like sit. don t get it. a new report findsventor that inventoriesie at pawnshops are exploding, which could be a sign that times
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they. they never get old. frida it never gets old.y,know it s friday. so you know what that means. let s welcome tonight s guest. he was once the gerber baby infh 2018. posted the guy bensoe guy ben sy benson. has he s cute as a button and has a love for button. joseph kennedy saves the world podcast. kennedf edy savey i actually min he presents me. former nypd inspector and fox news paul mauro endedchool high school. she was voted leasshe t likely to eat. new york times bestselling new t sellinrers an contributo catherine. d ause] all right, before we geo some new stories, let s do this . greg s leftovers. yeah, it s the leftovers wheredi i read the jokesdn t within newr this week. and as always, it s my first time reading them, so theye rea we ll tie joe machi to a tree and let children beat his body like a pinat a. all right. president biden joined kick tala k this week even thouh he just signed a law banninges. the app on government devices. in his defense, thought he