How do you go from not signaling a lane change to getting locked in a jail cell with a 5,000 bond . Thats not a setup for a joke. Someone needs to give me a [ bleep ] answer. cheers and applause this is the nightly show. Lets do this cheers and applause cheers and applause audience chanting larry cheers and applause larry welcome to the the nightly show. Man we got a good crowd tonight. Thank you so much. Man, about eight people stood up. You guys have no idea the love in this audience. laughter amazing. You guys are such a great audience here. I love this. cheers and applause no, its great. As we all know, american Race Relations have been pretty tumultuous lately. Our weekly racial incidents are starting to feel Something Like an unlimited appetizer deal at a chain restaurant grotesque, nauseating, and neverending. laughter with the Racial Climate changing so rapidly, we thought it would be helpful to go to our inhouse racial meteorologist, gusty hail. laughter cheers and applause ho
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You guys are such a great audience here. I love this. cheers and applause no, its great. As we all know, american Race Relations have been pretty tumultuous lately. Our weekly racial incidents are starting to feel Something Like an unlimited appetizer deal at a chain restaurant grotesque, nauseating, and neverending. laughter with the Racial Climate changing so rapidly, we thought it would be helpful to go to our inhouse racial meteorologist, gusty hail. laughter cheers and applause hows it going gusty . Thanks, larry. Were dealing with plenty of racial atmospheric pressure pretty much everywhere. Right . Things are heating up, larry. laughter so its okay to take off that hoodie folks. Seriously, take it off, because they will shoot you. laughter larry whats racial atmospheric pressure . Well, for instance, donald trump calling larry other way. The other direction. laughter its a new map. laughter larry okay. Donald trump calling mexicans rapists has really heated things up out west an
Minorities, cowboys, and permissive gun laws, and you can guarantee some atmospheric trouble. Larry got it. Okay. Okay. Thanks gusty. cheers and applause now, look this is going to be tough, but we really do want to focus on texas specifically whats going on with the sandra bland incident. Its gotten so many people talking because so much of it really doesnt make sense. A woman was pulled over for a traffic stop, and a few days apparently commits suicide in a jail cell. Theres still a lot to unpack in this story. Ill tell you what. Lets just look at the dashcam video that was released. You okay . Im waiting on you. This is your job. What you want me to do . I dont know. You seem very irritated. I am. I really am, because i feel like this is crap for what im getting a ticket for. I was getting out of your way. You were speeding and tailing me. So i move over. And you stop me. So, yeah, i am irritated, but that doesnt stop you from giving me a ticket so are you done . Larry okay. This is
Thank you very much. Welcome to the oh man. Please. What a kind audience. Welcome to the nightly show. I am larry wilmore. These summer audiences, let me tell you. We can all be making out right now with these, if these cameras werent here. Guys, i have to start with this there is son unsettling news out of africa this week. No, no, no. Not president obama doing the african version of the chacha slide. No, no, no. It was this asshole killing a lion. A minnesota dentist facing death threats, threats after killing one of africas most famous lions. Wait, did you say the hunter because dentist . As if people needed another reason to be scared of them. Four out of five dentists recommend crest. I guess the fifth was too busy murdering lions to take the poll. All right well, you know maybe i am jumping to conclusion, maybe this wasnt murder maybe the lion was trying to attack him. Neighbor lion has a sore tooth. Maybe there was something stuck in its paw. Maybe there was a witch and a wardro