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Transcripts For COM The Colbert Report 20131018

Jon this is one of the finest examples of the human spirit ive ever been a witness to. I am honored and humbled to have here her here. Oh, i forgot to ask her, how you can solve a Government Shutdown. [laughter] join us tomorrow night at 11 00. Here it is your moment of zen. A new poll came out what do you have a higher opinion of congress or dog poop. Will the stephen tonight, did a congressional candidate violate election laws . Even more shocking, we have election laws . laughter then, twitter prepares for its i. P. O. Hashtag i dont know what an i. P. O. Is. laughter my guest tom hanks stars in the new film captain phillips. Hes a hero who saves the day using a particular type of screwdriver. The congressional Business Center is still open during the shutdown. Wow it is really hard to get out of a gym membership. This is the colbert report. Captioning sponsored by < ....

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Transcripts For COM The Colbert Report 20131019

Laughter but but. cheers and applause but while theres been no movement in d. C. , there isnt Movement Towards d. C. Angry truckers headed to washington, d. C. As part of a threeday protest called the truckers ride for the constitution. Its expected to tie up three lanes of traffic around i495 around the nations capital. Stephen thats right, truckers are pledging to drive around the beltway for three days in what theyre called ride for the constitution. And then, presumably, pop dexedrine for the declaration of independence. laughter and pee into gatorade bottles for the gettysburg address. cheers and applause now, folks, i of all the people out there i get these guys because they get me in fact, theyve got me on their web site. laughter theyre using this actual painting called Stephen Colbert atop an eagle by artist jason heuser. I believe its paint by number and that num ....

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